Big Balls

"Big Balls" is a song by Australian hard rock band AC/DC. It is the sixth track of their Australian album Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Australia), released in September 1976 (see 1976 in music), and was written by Angus Young, Malcolm Young, and Bon Scott. "Big Balls" is the third track on the international version of Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, released in November 1976. The international version was not released in the United States until April 1981 (see 1981 in music). The entire song is a double entendre. The lyrics can refer to a person who hosts social balls, and also to sexual activities and testicles (the latter of which are called "balls" as slang).

[Verse 1] Well I'm rather upper class, high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all [Chorus] I've got big balls, I've got big balls They're such big balls and they're dirty big balls And he's got big balls and she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) [Verse 2] And my balls are always bouncing, my ballroom always full And everybody comes and comes again If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher Everybody says I've got great balls of fire [Chorus] I've got big balls, oh, I've got big balls 'N' they're such big balls, dirty big balls And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) [Verse 3] Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night [Chorus] We've got big balls, we've got big balls We've got big balls, dirty big balls He's got big balls, she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all [Bridge] (Oh, we've got big balls, we've got big balls) (We've got big balls, we've got big balls) (We've got big balls, we've got big balls) [Outro] And I'm just itching to tell you about them Oh we had such wonderful fun Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) (Bollocks knackers, bollocks knackers) (Bollocks knackers, bollocks knackers) (Bollocks knackers, bollocks knackers) (Bollocks knackers, bollocks knackers) (Bollocks knackers, bollocks knackers) (Bollocks knackers)