The Winner Takes It All

[Verse 1: Isaac Knox] It's Free Daps Feel that yet? A season's changing Check the decor for the presentation Peep the red door, the green leaf arrangement You should respect more, call it Aretha Franklin I'm all the way deep in holiday steez Mic check, I deck the halls and say cheese You fall to late spring, I put the win up in the winter Can't wait to be the king, I put the Simba in Decemba I'm from Florida where we still up on a hurricane watch 'Cause we keepin' all the heat just like a Duraflame log But Floridian citizens cold as Michigan winter With lines ahead of our time like the Prime Meridian Get my cup, eggnog with a nutmeg top Girls stalking me like I ain't got enough red socks Wearing this apparel singing Christmas carols [?] with a bow but it isn't arrows [Verse 5: Heath McNease] If the best things happen while you’re dancing I’m about to do my White Christmas Danny Kaye bad man ting Advancing my belief in Santa Claus Like a flat-earther advances a fake moon landing So what can you do with a general when he stops being a general? I’m being amenable, I’m feeling invincible [?] like a goat yoga slash Lamaze class I’m breathing [?] It’s the ghost of Christmas present with a Christmas message Gaze upon me that’s a misdirection The Cratchit family ain’t gon’ get no pheasant If Tiny Tim don’t recover from his limb infection I did what I did it’s as simple as that You at your nephew’s house playing Minister’s Cat I’m greedy but I love her like a sensual ad That’s Ebenezer in the streets, Fezzywig in the sack Ho ho Tim Allen I’m swoll in my Calvins You [?] wanna battle I’m holding my laughter So bring that back to me Like holes in my bladder Or get that bell rung like a Rose Suchak Ladder Reindeer meat then we eat the gristle Show up at your door, Heath seeking missile Whole squad disappear like a down from a teeny thistle I’mma make you kneel for the Sweeney whistle Ding dong merrily on high rap and sing a little Your missus like me better cause I treat her different She asked me to come over for some tea and biscuits In your freaking kitchen she was eating on my peanut brittle Piccadilly Circus, gettin’ really nervous I treat myself 'cause a trick ain’t really worth it All I really want for Christmas was a Furby Cause last year Elmo tried to tickle me on purpose I come from the last of peppermint patties Parallel bars that’ll never land badly Hooks all day like Neverland Valley I’ll have what she’s having like Harry Met Sally Sticky bed and candid camera Playin' on my Sega Saturn Said I’m coming over and she lit up like a jack-o’-lantern Asked her what she want for Christmas She said she don’t have an answer I’m about to give her Magic Mike just like a backup dancer We 'bout to get it on, Dasher Dancer I got the magic wand, abracadabra We better have a son named after Hagrid He gonna be a star, shout out to Patrick Irving Berlin with these bars Pullin' my enemy's cards Gotta be kiddin' me dog You killin' me, Smalls I'm really evolved Used to try to get it in with your mom, now it's your sister in law Man, that's spiritual growth My appearance is dope That's why I'm hitting the slopes with your miss when you don't She askin' if we'll elope and take the kids when we go I said yes, but that really means no Hot rap Von Trapp family singer I'm that GOAT on the top, I'm that manly figure I'm that kiss that you got like last December That you tell your current man that you can't remember I don't blame you When you miss mistletoe and pheromone With that dope rapper that you heard on the stereo He a fan of mine but he baggage like carry on I'm just using him to talk to you like Cyrano For what it's worth, he prolly want you to lean on me Like you just spilled a cup of syrup 'Cause this cuck's a herb If you must infer, that's a Charlie Brown tree to a Douglas fir Coniferous omnipotence Santa Claus rippin' it after Bernard's givin' it over [?] penmanship Youse a fruitcake, been that way since your due date Both your parents are your roommates Corncob pipe and the nose of a Greek god Your job's nice, stay broke on the Geek Squad Cords all tight from the force of a deep squat Norse god like, shake the floors of the [?] Queequeg in this -- nah, I'm on edited Spoonful of sugar go down with the medicine Fireplace adorned with the socks of the residents cool with the man doing breaking and entering T'was the night before Christmas and all through the trap Racks after racks gettin' poured on my lap Your mom in her kerchief and I in my cap Just settled in to count some money off of rap