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[Music Video Intro: Matt Robinson] (Ready for soundcheck) One, two, three, four! [Verse 1: Matt Robinson & Cooper Mathers] AHH! Well I'm upper upper class high society (Cooper, stop laughing) (Sorry) God's gift to ballroom notoriety, mmm yes And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all, ladies [Chorus: Matt Robinson & All] I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls And they're dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all [Verse 2: Matt Robinson, Cooper Mathers, & All] And my balls are always bouncing and my ballroom always full And everybody comes and comes again, woo If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher, no Everybody says I've got great balls of fire, AHH! (Hahaha) [Chorus: Matt Robinson & All] I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls And they're dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all [Verse 3: Matt Robinson] Now, some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best (Stop looking at me) My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night, YES! [Chorus 2: Matt Robinson & All] We've got big balls (We've got big balls, we've got big balls) We've got big balls We've got big balls (We've got big balls, we've got big balls) Dirty big balls And he's got big balls (We've got big balls, we've got big balls) Oh, and she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all, woo! [Bridge: Matt Robinson & All] (We've got big balls, we've got big balls) And I'm just itching for you to see them (We've got big balls, we've got big balls) We have everything you could ever want (We've got big balls, we've got big balls) Seafood cocktail, tuna fish, crabs, and my special gravy, mmm yes! (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) [Outro: All] Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers, bollocks Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers, bollocks Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers, bollocks [Music Video Outro: Matt Robinson, Cooper Mathers] How's that for a fucking soundcheck? The biggest balls in the- I actually do have the biggest balls, you know I know, I've seen them, they're lovely