Me & Mrs Claus

[Verse 1] Me and Mrs. Claus We got a thing going on We both know that it's naughty But when Santa's gone We're loose at the North Pole now We meet every Christmas Eve, as Kris Kringle leaves 6:30 The reindeer team's in the air Sexy toys making all kinds of noise While the jack-in-the-box displays her mistletoe thong [Hook] Me and Mrs. Claus Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus We've got a thing going on [Outro] We've gotta be extra careful We've got those toys to build And I'm just a Santa's workshop guy I want to sneak off and unwrap you Behind the old man's sleigh Same time as last year Rudolph knows and Frosty knows And even Hermey knows that it's wrong