Toxic But It's Change

(copied, pasted, and reformatted from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozM6cabI_rc) (Intro) So I got this idea for this song I'm going to use rhyming words like 'associated' and 'uh so she ate it' It's like I'm saying different thi...I'm saying that...I'm using the same words... It sounds like I'm using the same words, but they have different meanings Does that make any sense? Hey when you roll up in my ride man leave the a/c alone And best not be talking shit about me bumpin' Aceyalone And if you burn my CD I ain't go get all butt hurt about it 'Cause most of y'all ain't actually heard it but heard about it 'Sides I'd rather let you share it so someone could listen to it Really it's cool for me to just know that someone cool is into it On the reez though, you should pay for it because I need dough So I can quit my job at Pizza Hut where I knead dough "Hello?" "Hey yo what up man this is Gene!" "Hey yo you caught me at a bad time, can I get back to you Gene?" "Yeah watchu doin' ?" "I'm up in Portland workin' on a song, I'm actually in the booth right now, but I'll hit you up when I get back to Eugene How's life though?" "I'm doin' alright bro, it's all swell" "Nice man, I'm mo split, but I'm glad to hear that all is well" It's Lafa Taylor here to lead you if you gimme ya hand So if you feel it gimme a hand (help) and gimme a hand (clap) damn One day I mo be rich and I mo roll in dough And use hundred dollar bills to roll indo I'll have a bio diesel Benz that I'm rollin' Though for now I'm at the pizza parlor rollin' dough (repeat) I know this girl, (woo!) she has a butt like J-Lo And when she dance she make it shake like Jello "Hey bro where is she from?", "I don't know I'll ask her - Hey girly where are you from?" "I'm from Alaska" "Alaska, oh are you from Juneau?" "No but I go down there a lot to visit, you know" She was beautiful, and I really wanted to touch her, but I thought she'd think I was weird if I just asked to touch her butt So I said "when I look across this room you catch my eye when I browse" Followed by, in addition, "I think you have very nice eyebrows!" By now, I'm sure she's thinkin' I'm a weirdo But some girls tend to really like those guys that are weird though So I said "lemme play this game of craps then I'mo take you to paradise 'Cause I'm about to win a million dollars with this pair of dice Besides, girl we should be associated" Fed her the cheesy pick up line but, "I'm a playa" so she ate it, yo One day I mo be rich and I mo roll in dough And use hundred dollar bills to roll indo I'll have a bio diesel Benz that I'm rollin' Though for now I'm at the pizza parlor rollin' dough (repeat) I was at my vegan DJ's house; he was try'na cook a plate of beats I was like leave the cookin' to me man, you can just play da beats 'Cause he was try'na cook some tofu last time I was there but he made a mistake So I convinced him to eat meat and my buddy made him a steak And I ain't a big fan of most of these punch line MCs Though sometimes I get fed up and I wanna punch lying MCs Talking bout, "my shit is lethal yo, I got poisonous rhymes" I might have even wanted to work with him if he had poise in his rhymes But instead he talks about pimpin' bitches, pullin' gats and punkin' fools and pullin' drive bys in a suburban with his boys in his rhymes That shit is not sick, he's thinkin' his talk's sick But at best it compares to like, Britney Spears' Toxic and I'm like The last thing in the universe I would wanna do is put you in a verse Because people hear my shit and say "wow isn't that dope!" Then people hear your shit and say "that isn't that dope!" One day I mo be rich and I mo roll in dough And use hundred dollar bills to roll indo I'll have a bio diesel Benz that I'm rollin' Though for now I'm at the pizza parlor rollin' dough (repeat) A, aa, a I said um who's sane? Obviously not Saddam Hussein We told facts of the attacks but the press didn't care So now I'm wonderin' how to make our President care And I love free speech but they're takin' our right away And givin' cops the right of way We need to change it right away And I hope for the best but it's hard to have faith So at times I meditate and I blaze a half eighth And I wear a disguise when I talk to these guys That are trying to take away all the air from the skies Plus we got Clear Channel controlling the industry So I press my own CD and I sell the shit in da street While elites drink champagne they pour us shit Leavin' us in the gutter feelin' poor as shit Just because I'm African-American Don't mean I shouldn't be treated like a freakin' American Do you feel me? but... One day I mo be rich and I mo roll in dough And use hundred dollar bills to roll indo I'll have a bio diesel Benz that I'm rollin' Though for now I'm at the pizza parlor rollin' dough (repeat)