Plastic Bertrand

[Verse 1] Wham! Bam! My cat, Splash Is rolling around on my bed He swallowed his tongue as he drank all my whisky As for me, I've hardly slept, I feel empty and reprimanded I had to sleep in the gutter Where I had a flash of inspiration Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh In four colours [Verse 2] OK, let's go! One morning A babe came round to my house She looked like a cellophane doll with curly hair She was wearing a plaster and had a hangover She drank my beer in a large rubber glass Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Like an Indian in their igloo [Chorus] It's all working out for me, it's all working out for me It's all working out for me, me, me, me, me It's all working out for me Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh It's all working out for me [Verse 3] OK, let's go! That babe was such a bitch What a vibration! Coming on the doormat Filed down, ruined, empty, but happy "You are the King of the Divan!" She says to me in passing I am the King of the Divan [Chorus] It's all working out for me, it's all working out for me It's all working out for me, me, me, me, me It's all working out for me Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh It's all working out for me [Verse 4] OK, let's go! Mind your own, keep your nose out Don't harm my planet Today's not the day the sky will fall down around my ears Or that I will have to go without a drink Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh It's all working out for me [Verse 4] OK, let's go! my baby upped and left She walked out on me, it's a shitty situation She broke everything, the sink, the bar And she left me all alone Like a total jerk Stuck here faced with the aftermath [Chorus] It's all working out for me, it's all working out for me It's all working out for me, me, me, me, me It's all working out for me Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh It's all working out for me It's all working out for me, it's all working out for me It's all working out for me, me, me, me, me It's all working out for me