How To Socialise & Make Friends

[Verse 1] He left a key hidden by the back door But I never showed up There was something sleazy about it That made me wanna rob the place and run Now I’ve been ignoring the calls I’ve been riding my bike with no handlebars Through empty streets in the dark And I think I’m getting pretty good [Verse 2] Maybe I’ll leave the house tonight Maybe I’ll even watch the bands and maybe I’ll cry Maybe I’ll tell everyone I cried while you Sleep next to your wife For the rest of your life While I’m ridin’ in the dark On my bike with no handlebars Yeah [Verse 3] And I heard it from a friend That he talks to the primary school kids through the fence Yeah, you should've seen his book collection It was all "How to Socialise & How to Make Friends" Yeah, I guess we both got our problems And areas to improve And I know one of mine is to go a night Without sympathising with you [Verse 4] I can see myself living without you I can see myself living without you I can see myself living without you I can see myself living without you and being fine For the rest of my life It's just me on my bike Yeah, and I’ll wave to you as I ride by