Hooker 'N Heat

Season 1 (2008) Episode 1: Life Will Kill You Semi-cide Constriction Accident Fang Banged Lesbocution Love Bugged Tumble Die Episode 2: Hard Lives, Easy Deaths Freeze Died Dive Bombed De-Coffinated Wet Dream Fur Burger Episode 3: Unforced Errors Habeas Corpse Chippin' Dale Gasketballed Me So Hornet Dumbrella Killdo Episode 4: Death Over Easy Butt Fucked Frightmare Oprah Winfried Em-Bear-Assed Midnight Choker Window Pained Episode 5: Dead and Deader Wel-dead Trailer Trashed Nite Capped Shit Faced Dead Eye Domin-a-Dead (a.k.a. Rubbered Out) Episode 6: Death Gets Busy Deep Fried (a.k.a. Deep Fried Bastard) Gorgeous Gorge Re-Tire Botoxicated Choke-A-Lot Sex Ray Episode 7: The Lighter Side of Death Dung For Brain Worms Abracadaver Weed Whacked Rebel Without A Pulse Kill Basa Episode 8: The Good, The Bad, and the Dead Face Offed Re-Coiled Sucked Offed Re-Formed Fin-Ished Butt Plugged (a.k.a. Plugged Up) Episode 9: Death Be Not Stupid Gas-Hole Ichiboned Jake N' Baked Die It Pained Gun Deadliest Catch Episode 10: Cure for the Common Death, Part I Red, White and Blew Bank Ruptured Guitar Zeros Radium Girls Oz Holed (a.k.a. Oz Gone Wild) Tanked Girl Episode 11: Death: A User's Manual Gut Busted DestRoid Text Dead Pissed Off (a.k.a. Not So Happy Lad) Car Jacked Blown Job (a.k.a. Blown Away) Episode 12: I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up) Water Logged Funny Boned Bowed Out You're So Vein Doggie Style (a.k.a. Eat and Run) Heart On Season 2 (2009) Episode 13: Death On Arrival Titty Titty Bang Bang (a.k.a. Bad Explosions) Forked-Up UninTented Tali-Bombed Vike-O-Done Deadliest Munch Dead Meat-Eorite Episode 14: Death Bites! Ass Phyxiated (a.k.a. Plumper Humper) Work of Fart (a.k.a. Farted Out) Crash-endo Vermin-ated (a.k.a. Mort's Bad Day) French Fried Bomb-Bino Die-Agra Episode 15: Up With Death M-R-Ouch! (a.k.a. Nurse Case Scenario) Succu Offed Coming & Going (a.k.a. Good Vibrations) Coffin Nailed Greased Is The Word Blades of Gory Boris Bititoff Episode 16: Putting a Happy Face on Death Rub-A-Dubbed Out Cock-A-Doodle-Die Chucked Up Little Person Big Death Booby-Zapped (a.k.a. Booby Trapped) ReToaded Vegged Out Episode 17: Bringing In The Dead D. U. Die Belly'd Up Suck Her Punched Jack 'n' Croaked Dead Heat Poi Vey May ReTired Episode 18: Gratefully Dead Mercury in Uranus A Turn For the Purse Dead Weight Cult Evaded Smoke-A-Doped Two Stoopid Cream-ated Episode 19: Come On, Get Deathy Tanks for Nothing The Chokes On You Back Broke Mountain Grateful Bed Fore Head Booty Trapped Shit Canned Episode 20: Death Watch Washed And Fried Bad Hair Day Micro-Whacked (a.k.a. Micro-Whack) Pussy Whipped Blend-Dead (a.k.a. Ratted Out) Shanks for the Memories Snake Du Jour Episode 21: Waking Up Dead Phone Boned Toilet Rolled Mile Die Club Bitch Zapped Texas Fold 'Em Written Offed Ball 'N Pain Episode 22: You're Dead! LOL! Samurai Death Squad Shafted Smoked Just Plane Dead Exhaustdead Ruffed Up Lady & The Trampled Episode 23: Dead to Rights Blown Job (a.k.a. Blown Away) Anger Damagement Wrin-Killed Huffington Toast Hydro-Co-Done Samu-Fry Screwged Episode 24: Dead on Dead Weenie Roast Reef Stew Fiddle Licked Snakey Breaky Neck Beer Bashed Bad Assid Tree Mugger Season 3 (2010) Episode 25: Death On A Stick Blood Bath & Beyond Easy Slider Mine Over Splatter Gum's the Word Bird Brained Inquisi-Torn Boys 2 Dead Episode 26: Putting A Smiley Face On Death Fat-ality (a.k.a. Fatty Splatty) Catch and Decease (a.k.a. No Candiru) Gas Holed (a.k.a. Dr. Assman) Back Stabbed (a.k.a. Blood Eagle) USSR-Dead (a.k.a. Fools Russian) Cardiac A-Breast (a.k.a. Zapped Rack) Road Killed Episode 27: Stupid is as Stupid Dies Jaw Boned (a.k.a. Chew Bomber) Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow (a.k.a. Rug Munched) Mudder Sucked (a.k.a. Mudsport) Offed the Hook (a.k.a. Meathead, Meet Hook) Erecto-Phobia (a.k.a. Peter Pork-Her) Fansicle Tongue Tied Episode 28: Dead Wrongs Pam Caked! Bibli-killed (a.k.a. E-I-E-I-OWW) Eel Effects Glow Job (a.k.a. Glow Schmoe) D-Parted (a.k.a. Blade Sunner) Pornicated (a.k.a. Hoard Knock Life) Hard Balled (a.k.a. Jock Shocked) Episode 29: Fatal Distractions Golden Die-Angle (a.k.a. Four By Gore) Clay Achin' Death of Sum Young Guy (a.k.a. All He Could Eat) Crib Your Enthusiasm Turtle Waxed (a.k.a. Turtle Shelled) Potty Mouth (a.k.a. Dirt Eater) Die-Brator (a.k.a. Pink Tingler) Episode 30: The End is Weird Bot-ily Harm (a.k.a. Mod Man) Hertz So Good (a.k.a. Oh My God) Harry He-Done-Y (a.k.a. Harry Hou-Dunnit) Vom-Ate-Dead (a.k.a. Chunka Chunka Burnin' Love) Die-Drant Hang Dunked Bad Max (a.k.a. Sucked Off) Episode 31: Hurry Up and Die Drunk Die-er (a.k.a. Early Harvest) Jersey Gore (a.k.a. Clean Sweep) Cast Offed (a.k.a. Boned Redneck) Lesboned (a.k.a. Burning Loins) Tapped Out (a.k.a. Rasslers) Mail Order Fried (a.k.a. Shock and Awww) Fecal Attraction Episode 32: Death Puts On a Dunce Cap Tenta-killed (a.k.a. Eaten Alive) Orspasm (a.k.a. Cluster Fucked) Furdered (a.k.a. Pitfall) Vuvu...Whatever, He's Dead (a.k.a. Feelin' Horny) Injecti-cide (a.k.a. Filler' Up) Scratch n' Snuffed (a.k.a. Buggered) Implo-dead (a.k.a. Smacked Down) Episode 33: Young, Dumb, and Full of Death Onesie & Donesie (a.k.a. In Fail Mercial) Hillary Snuffed (a.k.a. The Final Straw) Cruci-Fried (a.k.a. Seeing The Light) Hammer Head (a.k.a. Hammertime) Board Stiff (a.k.a. Tony Hack) Sumowed (a.k.a. Sumo You Didn't) Bush Whacked Episode 34: Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death Lawn of the Dead (a.k.a. Death By '70s) Tongue Died (a.k.a. Metalhead) Tube Snaked (a.k.a. Pipe Snake) R.I.P.-PED (a.k.a. Juiced) Mary-nated Gooed Riddance (a.k.a. Gag Reflex) De-Throned (a.k.a. Bowel-ed Over) Episode 35: Cure for the Common Death, Part II Hydrau-licked (a.k.a. Hubcapped) Nun Fucked (a.k.a. Bum Chucks) Myth Busted (a.k.a. Tranq-Spanked) Radioactivate-dead (a.k.a. Red Scare) Jelly Belly-ed (a.k.a. Swallow Wallows) Die-Arrhea (a.k.a. Die-Fecta) Balloon-A-Tic (a.k.a. Clown-i-lingus) Episode 36: Sudden Death Coffin to Death (a.k.a. Holy Diver) Poker Face Bed Buggered (a.k.a. Jerked Off) Corset Killed Him (a.k.a. Of Corset Kills) Gone Fission (a.k.a. WWM'D) Falling Down on the Job (a.k.a. Destruction Worker) Ex-Squeezed (a.k.a. Scavenger's Daughter) Episode 37: Dying to Tell the Story African't Amish-Tinguished (a.k.a. Jebe-Die-Ah) Trucked Up Handi-Crapped (a.k.a. Surfin' Turd) Chess Pain (a.k.a. End Game) Little Chop Of Horrors (a.k.a. Chop Shop of Horrors) 'Dis Still Killed 'Em (a.k.a. Full Proof) Season 4 (2011) Episode 38: If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You Hats All Folks! (a.k.a. Mad Hatter) Tone Death (a.k.a. Over-I-Dose) Caulk Blocked (a.k.a. Ass Full Of Caulk) Deaf Jammed (a.k.a. Wind-Owned) Homie-Cide (a.k.a. Drive-By Corpsing) OMG! SUV! R.I.P. (a.k.a. Squeeze Play) Dead-dy Dearest (a.k.a. Point Blank) Episode 39: The One About Dumb People Dying Wet Dream Mary Lou Rectum Kung Pao Pow!!! (a.k.a. Exploding Wang) Hot Shot Part D'uh (a.k.a. Ultimate Energy Drink Steward-death (a.k.a Unfriendly Skies) Squirelled Away (a.k.a When Animals A-Taxidermy) Fatally Gour Episode 40: Getting A Rise From The Dead Sign Offed (a.k.a. Spin Head) Chef Boy-R-Dead (a.k.a. Et Tu Fay) Par for the Corpse (a.k.a. Skin Game) Dip N' Die (a.k.a. Tongue in Cheek) Dead Fella (a.k.a. Rico-Chet) Double-O-Severed (a.k.a. I Spy A Spy's Eye) Snakenstein (a.k.a. One Deadly Bite) Episode 41: Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death Asphyxi-Asian (a.k.a. Afrigat-D'oh) Par-Gore Dill D'oh! (a.k.a. Quite the Pickle) Boobicide (a.k.a. Racked) Boweled Out (a.k.a. Swing Away) Goon Interrupted (a.k.a. Chutes and Splatters) Doggie Styled (a.k.a. Dynamite Dog) Episode 42: Grave Errors Curl Up And Die (a.k.a. Hair Die) Who Ded? (a.k.a. Sore Looters) Crack Piped (a.k.a. Tube Much Pressure) Thanks A-Clot (a.k.a. Dr. Doctor) Odds Are You're Dead (a.k.a. Morning Shift) Chemi-Killed (a.k.a. Down the Drain) i-Boned (a.k.a. Battery Dead) Episode 43: Killing Them Softly Scam Eye Am (Dead) (a.k.a. Killer Scam) Contact Die (a.k.a. Blinded Me With Science) Six Feet Plunder (a.k.a. Grave Danger) Guns N' Noses (a.k.a. Blood Diamonds) Frequent Dier (a.k.a. Mile Die Club) Suck & Blown (a.k.a. Suck and Blow) Master E-Raced (a.k.a. Dishonorable Discharge) Episode 44: Better Them Than Us Macdeath (a.k.a. Peter Pan-Caked) Cloudy With a Chance of Pain Pop Goes The Cholo (a.k.a. Sin-Tu bated) Flame Retard-Ant (a.k.a. Stop, Drop And Die) Rocky Roadkill (a.k.a. Ice Fiend Man) Straight To DVDead (a.k.a. Duel Personalities) My Big Fat Greek Death (a.k.a. Brass Bulls) Episode 45: Dead Before They Know It SP-Effed (a.k.a. Blistering Vice) Ji-Had It Coming (a.k.a. Terrorist Wedding) Crate and Buried (a.k.a. Air Maul) Lost In Transfusion (a.k.a. Cold Blooded) Ariva-Deadci (a.k.a. Crying Over Spilled Guts) Miss-ur Head (a.k.a. Off With His Head) Eye-Sick-Kill (a.k.a. Silent Night) Episode 46: Stupid Is As Death Does Chairway to Heaven (a.k.a. Ouch Potato) Eye Swallow (a.k.a. Socket to Me) The Depart-Dead (a.k.a. Gangsta Trapped) Spyanide Game Stopped (a.k.a. Game Over) Moving Violation (a.k.a. The Long Haul) Art Attack (a.k.a. Scrap-Nel) Episode 47: That's "Mister Death" To You Any Given Gunday (a.k.a. One in the Oven) Descent Of A Woman (a.k.a. Mirror Mirror) Scarf-Face (a.k.a. Skinny Boned) Dog Dead Afternoon (a.k.a. Three Dog Night) Crappy Ending July 18, 2007 Chain Gang Banged (a.k.a. Towed Away) Withdrawn (a.k.a. Lock and Exp-Load) Episode 48: Death, The New Black Splat-Formed (a.k.a. Dead as Disco) Who Fart-Dead? (a.k.a. Hot Boxed) Him-Paled (a.k.a. Rubbed Out) Jablowni (a.k.a. Rafted) Ass-Hoppered (a.k.a. Bake Out) Ball Sacked (a.k.a. Sports Nut) Big Boned (a.k.a. Crushed by the Competition) Episode 49: Death Be a Lady Tonight Half-Offed (a.k.a. Taxi-Scab) Smoke Stalked Sudden Death (a.k.a. Last Call) Raider of the Lost Narc Bats All Folks (a.k.a. Gone Batty!) Pimp My Death (a.k.a. Curtain Call Girl) Drone Boned Episode 50: Today's Special: Death Weld Done (a.k.a. All's Hell That Ends Weld) That's A Morte! (a.k.a. Lust Poisoning) Gang Banged (a.k.a. Hit Me Baby) Smother-In-Law DWI: Dying While Intoxicated (a.k.a. Mow-ing Violation) Vertigo, Going, Gone (a.k.a. Allergy Treason) Tea Bagged (a.k.a. Speaker Trouble) Episode 51: Eat Pray Die Ich Bin Ein Stoner (a.k.a. Witch Hunt) Another Up The Butt Story (a.k.a. Buzz-Ted) Poly-Ass-Turd (a.k.a. You're Fired!) Shoots & Ladders (a.k.a. See You Ladder) E-I-E-I-Oww! (a.k.a. In Farm's Way) Bush Defeated (a.k.a. Wax On, Wax Off) Skid Marked (a.k.a. Ghost Rider) Episode 52: Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead Fire In The Hole Somewhere Over the Railing (a.k.a. Bagged) Muffed Dive (a.k.a. High Die) Treadkill Bush Whacked 2: South of the Border (a.k.a. Fire Stuck) Leave it to Seizure (a.k.a. Great Seizure's Ghost) Dia De Los Morons (a.k.a. Night of the Living Deadbeat) Episode 53: Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever Trip to the Maul (a.k.a. Love Is Blind) Gory Holed (a.k.a. Let's Bounce) Died-Zilla U.P.F'D I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (a.k.a. Laid to Rest) Kitchen Sunk (a.k.a. Bearded) Blast Call (a.k.a. Halfs All Folks) Episode 54: Death: One Size Fits All Handi-Crapped (a.k.a. Getting the Shaft) Frost-Dead (a.k.a. Freeze Died) Slippery When Dead (a.k.a. Sleeper-y Hold) Drivers Dead Slayer Cake (a.k.a. Heart Baker) Miner Injuries My Chemical Romance (a.k.a. Trashed) Episode 55: Special: Death By Request (The Deathies) Washed And Fried Back Stabbed Ass Phyxiated Steward-death Vom-Ate-Dead Dead Eye Em-Bear-Assed Boys 2 Dead Bad Max Titty Titty Bang Bang Episode 56: Deadliest Kitsch Bull-Heavia (a.k.a. Bleader) Hose Whipped (a.k.a. Hosed) Suffer-Cated (a.k.a. Cheating Edge) Rocked Out (a.k.a. Between a Rock and a Dead Place) Chicken Boned (a.k.a. Chicken Brittle) Toe Jammed Down With The Clown (a.k.a. Insane Clown Posse) Episode 57: Grave Decisions: The Halloween Episode Sneeze Bag (a.k.a. 15 Minutes of Shame) As-Capped (a.k.a. Killjoy) Cat Fight On A Hot Tin Hood (a.k.a. Parking Fighters) Heart Beatdown (a.k.a. Shocking Behavior) Chain On You (a.k.a. Dirt-y Biker) This Just In... My Chest (a.k.a. Breaking News) Therm-Assed (a.k.a. The Big Swig) Episode 58: Dirt Nap Harmored Car (a.k.a. Heavily Armed) Bush Whacked 3: Waxed Off (a.k.a. Water-Waxed) You've Got Dead Male (a.k.a. Face Plant) Shop 'Till You Drown (a.k.a. Drown And Out) De-Faced (a.k.a. Snow No) Ex'd Ex (a.k.a. Haunted Prey Ride) Colon-Gross-Opy (a.k.a. Colon Gross) Episode 59: Death Takes A Vacation Velvet Dope (a.k.a. Dead Carpet) Bull-Shido (a.k.a. Urning Japanese) Batter Upped (a.k.a. Fried D'oh) Caught In A Lye (a.k.a. Mud Fried) Dead On Arrival (a.k.a. Acid Washed) Dead Mime (a.k.a. Never Mime) Her Own Damn Fault!!! (a.k.a. Game Set Splat) Episode 60: Wild Wild Death Teller She's Dead (a.k.a. Violent Alarm) Super Zero Branched Out (a.k.a. Uzi-Daisy) Dough!!! (a.k.a. Cinnamon And Spice) Cham-Pained (a.k.a. Champagne Toast) Backseat Die-er (a.k.a. Paddle Me) Blogged Artery (a.k.a. Kiss Of Death) Season 5 (2012) Episode 61: Death Penalties Recep-Shunned (a.k.a. Wedding Swinger) Dyin' Maiden (a.k.a. Iron Maid) Teri-Yucky (a.k.a. Burning Japanese) No Guts... All Gory (a.k.a. Knife Surprise) She-Manned (a.k.a. Wet & Dry) Apocalypse Harley (a.k.a. Apocalypse Charlie) Episode 62: Die-abestic Spit-Ill (a.k.a. Sloppy Seconds) Tow F. U. (a.k.a Tow Schmuck) Tipping Point (a.k.a. Gratuity Violence) Dead Fixe (a.k.a Critical Condition) Dead-Necked (a.k.a Scold Maid) Strang-Girled (a.k.a Necks Victim) Pop and Lox (a.k.a Ache Dancer) Episode 63: Star Death: The Last Generation Cat Got Your Life (a.k.a. Too Fur Gone) Homie Invasion/Homie's Dead (a.k.a Home Invasion) Kara-Chokey (a.k.a. Inside Choke) Photo-Dead-Ick (a.k.a. Painted Love) Paper Or Spastic (a.k.a. Green Grosser) Hydrate-Dead (a.k.a. Chug A Lug) Nine Inch Nailed (a.k.a. R & RIP) Episode 64: Death – Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral" Spastic Surgery (a.k.a Bor D'oh) Grosse Pointe, MI Less Is Mormon (a.k.a Whip Trap) Wine And Die (a.k.a Wine and Dine) Die-Rect TV (a.k.a Flashbite) Dead Light Green Light Extinguished Episode 65: Sor-Dead Affair Penis de Milo (a.k.a. Sculpt-A-Death) Bad Laps (a.k.a Final Heat) Pris-un-done (a.k.a Riot Whacked) Xmas-turbator (a.k.a. Wreck the Halls) Polly Want To Crack Your Spine? (a.k.a House Pest) Deep Sleep (Walk) (a.k.a Grim Sleeper) Premature Endings (a.k.a Long Goodbye) Episode 66: Locked and Low Dead Gone Green Dead Kacynski (a.k.a Dead Battery) Die Jump (a.k.a Track and Heel) Cop Out (a.k.a High Authority) Lazy Bumday (a.k.a Dirty Rotting Scoundrel) White Wetting (a.k.a Flay-Ote) Sun Burnt (a.k.a Laser's Edge) Season 6 (2012) Episode 67: Enter the Ferret Fat Man in a Little Swing (a.k.a. Morbidly Deceased) TK Uh-O (a.k.a. KO'd) Out to Launch (a.k.a. Merry Go-Wrong) Vat's All Folks (a.k.a. Acid Washed) Tunnel Vision (a.k.a. Door to Nowhere) A Chainus Runs Through It (a.k.a. Shredded Zeke) Episode 68: Think Globally, Die Locally Grilled (a.k.a. Bring-Bring Hole N' Done (a.k.a. Foreskins) Cross Bown'd (a.k.a. Mega-Lo-Millionaire) Namas-Dead (a.k.a. Stench of Death) Bowled Over (a.k.a. Exploding Bowling Ball) Hacked Off (a.k.a. Hack Attack) War-Done (a.k.a. Headless Warden) Episode 69: Tweets From the Dead Pretty Fly for a Dead Guy Bucky Boned (a.k.a Ponzi-Reamed) Wedding Crasher Meat Your Maker (a.k.a Hooked On A Feeling) Well Chung (a.k.a Wang Bang) Hi-Jack Offed (a.k.a Balloon Blowout) Ghost Busted (a.k.a. Haunted Hoax) Episode 70: A New App Called Death Electro-Cutie (a.k.a X-Mess Carol) WW1 And Done (a.k.a D'oh Boy) F.U.V'd (a.k.a FUV) Pulled Pork (a.k.a Pigging Out) The Day The Magic Died American Died'Ol (a.k.a Pariah Carey) Mastur-Bitten (a.k.a Black Light Scorpions) Episode 71: Death Certificates Heim-Licked (a.k.a. Boot Camp) This Bird Has Flu (a.k.a. A Bird In The Pants) Keester Sunday (a.k.a. Keester-Concealed) Kill Bill & Billie (a.k.a. Kill Bill (And Billie)) I Spy A Dead Guy (a.k.a. In-Sin-Erator) Eye So Horny (a.k.a Manse-Meat) North By Northwasted (a.k.a. North By Northwaste) Episode 72: Crying Over Spilled Blood Ten-Ass Anyone? (a.k.a. US Wide Open) Sky Scraped (a.k.a. Wind-Owned) Rife-Ill (a.k.a. Sniped) Chili Today... Dead Tomorrow (a.k.a. Snake-Chug) Info-Pain-Ment (a.k.a. Boo-Flex) Mexi-Can't (a.k.a. Jailbroke) Caved In (a.k.a. Neander-Fall) Episode 73: It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World Signed Out (a.k.a. Long Day's Gurney) Hummus Among Us (a.k.a. Gas Attack) Tread Marked (a.k.a. Tire Straits) Piss Offed (a.k.a. Whiz Bang) Waste-Dead (a.k.a. Plank Spanked) Rubbed Out (a.k.a. Alcohol Bath) Killer Tan (a.k.a. Jersey Score) Episode 74: Death, The Final Frontier Pebble Bitched (a.k.a. Pit-y Party) No Fun-Gus (a.k.a. Mushroom Capped) Pain Saw (a.k.a. Unchained Malady) Ring-A-Ding Dead (a.k.a. One Ring To Kill Them All) Ass-Plosion (a.k.a. Strongman's Sad Day) Lac-Toasted (a.k.a. Bobby Slammed) Phlegm Phatale (a.k.a. Neti Say Goodbye)