Check Your System

Crystal Ball [Intro: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Insane Clown Posse, Psychopathic, Twiztid, Dark Lotus Family, it's our world Psychopathic, Juggalos, Juggalos, it's our world [Chorus] Look in my crystal ball it's alright Look in my crystal ball it's alright [Verse 1: Violent J] (Come on in) Welcome, my curious sisters and brothers First, (Come on) put a twenty in the jar with the others That's right take a seat, ain't no smokin' in here I need to keep my ball clear, (Uh huh) it's spirits in there Whats your future? Is someone gonna shoot ya? Will you get your girlfriend back? As if I know that I can only tell you where your soul is headed And will remain eternally embedded, (What?) the rest, forget it Life is nothin but a test to clear Did you have a heart while you were here, and was it sincere? You're still unraveling your future right now What kinda person are ya, bro? Oh, where there you go You control your own motherfuckin' destiny I ain't lettin' the devil get the best of me (Hell naw) I'ma make it into Shangri-La, golden walls (Whoop whoop) Whats up with you? Check your own crystal balls [Chorus] Look in my crystal ball its alright Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright (That's alright) Look in my crystal ball its alright Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright Look in my crystal ball its alright Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright (That's alright) Look in my crystal ball its alright Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright [Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J] Lookin' in my crystal ball I'm seein' thugs Both catchin' and firin' slugs (Paper for drugs) I see a line waiting on block cheese a mile long All tryin' to be strong (It's the same old song) But when I'm lookin' into everybody's faces (Smiles) Their soul are headed other places (Hell yeah) And they ain't worried about payin' them dues down here Because they motherfuckin' future's crystal clear (That's right) The focus switches to you, and it ain't good All mad 'cause someone rolls up out the neighborhood Check yourself, if the judgment was passed Yo, you be in hell (Right up in the asshole) The hatin' will get ya if ya let it (Hell yeah) Pack your speedo's, I hear it's hot where you headed I'm trying to tell ya now (When the grim reaper calls) You don't wanna be asked out grippin' your crystal balls [Chorus] Look in my crystal ball its alright (It's alright) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright (That's alright) Look in my crystal ball its alright (It's alright) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright ([?]) Look in my crystal ball its alright (It's alright) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright (That's alright) Look in my crystal ball its alright (It's alright) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright ([?]) [Verse 3: Monoxide & Jamie Madrox] Look into my crystal ball, it's all black And everybody's frozen in time front to back They're controlled by the matrix of mind, body and soul And I'm branded by the system of carnival freak shows I see the pain and the lies 'cause nothing is disguised It's as simple as me seein' the death in the demon's eyes I'm hiding my sights from the truth of my crystal ball Believe me when I sayin' we comin' for all of y'all Look deep into my crystal ball See the dead smokin' on trees and drinking alcohol Underneath the street, beneath the concrete If you listen to the night, you can hear my heart beat All painted up carryin' an axe and shit Juggalo love got each other backs and shit Encased in glass, for the whole world to see Am I inside, or is the crystal ball inside of me [Chorus] Look in my crystal ball its alright (It's alright) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright (I'm alright) Look in my crystal ball its alright (It's alright) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright ([?]) Look in my crystal ball its alright (It's alright) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright ([?] alright) Look in my crystal ball its alright (It's alright) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright ([?]) Look in my crystal ball its alright (It's alright) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright (I'll be alright) Look in my crystal ball its alright (It's alright) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright ([?]) Look in my crystal ball its alright (It's alright) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright ([?] alright) Look in my crystal ball its alright (It's alright) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright ([?]) [Bridge: Deb Agoli & Violent J] Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright) Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright) Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright) Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright) Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright) Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright) Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright) Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright) Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright) Rain comes down Rain comes down Hey! [Chorus] Look in my crystal ball its alright (Juggalos!) (Rain comes down) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright (Juggalos!) Look in my crystal ball its alright (It's alright) (Rain comes down) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright (Everybody, everybody knows) Look in my crystal ball its alright (Hey) (Rain comes down) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright ([?]) Look in my crystal ball its alright (Rain comes down) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright Rain comes down Juggalos! Juggalos! Rain comes down Rain comes down Hey! Hey! Rain comes down Look in my crystal ball its alright (Rain comes down) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright (Everybody's alright) Look in my crystal ball its alright (Rain comes down) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright (Juggalos! Juggalos!) Look in my crystal ball its alright (Juggalos!)(Rain comes down) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright (Juggalos!) Look in my crystal ball its alright (Juggalos!) (Rain comes down) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright (Juggalos) Look in my crystal ball its alright (Rain comes down) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright (Everybody's alright) Look in my crystal ball its alright (Rain comes down) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright Look in my crystal ball its alright (Rain comes down) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright (Everything's alright) Look in my crystal ball its alright (Rain comes down) Lay back, evolve, and I'll be alright Hidden songs [Freestyle: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Lo Dogg, Rude Boy] "Hello, hello, hello?" "Are we on?" "Hello, hello, hello?" "Alright, hold on, let me do the piano intro." "Shh. Shh. Shh" "Eeeeeeeeeeeh" "Is that even tuned?" "Was that you?" "Eeeeeeeeeeeh" "Yo, yo, yo, what's up y'all, Violent J in the house with Dark Lotus family." "Yeah, yeah" "Everybody introduce yourselves." "Uh, that was Violent J, my name is, uh, two to the D, to the O, P, E" ("Come on! The beat's about to kick in!") "Fuck you" "My name is L-O-D-O double G" "Rude Boy, Southwest Detroit" ("Yeah! Spank that ass!") "And Rude Boy got pay" "Uh!" "Here we go" (Yeah) "Who's first?" "We gonna kick it off with Shaggy" "Yo, me? Hold on. Here we go." "Uh!" "Alright. Yeah." Sittin' in the studio, I see some pillow From Rudy last night. He likes dildos In his butt, in and out, in and out Without a doubt, that shit makes him shout Uh! Like that. It makes him nut His meats gets all hard, and his butt Turns into and outie, 'cause of the meat *Laughs* Rubbing the insides of his butt creates heat Next up, I don't know, let her go Rudy, get on the mic and flow ("Hey, I thought- I don't know how to-") You don't gotta spend all your time dissin' Rudy Everybody knows you attracted to his booty I'm the first one to admit, sometimes he gets fruity But fuckin' with Rudy's booty, nah, no nudie with Rudy I don't get naked with that kid That's my boy, I knew him from back, way back then Now I'ma let Lo get on this microphone And show you why he spits straight from the ghetto zone Straight from the ghetto zone, comin' from the dome The third one up to bat, nigga, see your silly ass home It's the L to the O from Detroit City I'm causin' no pity, I'm robbin' banks like Frank Nitti Comin' on through, ICP, Dark Lotus fam I'm breakin' shit all proper, last nigga gives a damn (Yeah) Comin' from Whitmore city, the streets Up to no good, nigga, come and step and try and compete See, he thinks he's fresh, but he ain't shit Step to me, yo, I'll crush you, that's it You through, like a little bitch, yo Check it out, I'll pull my nuts out and and slap you in the mouth, here we go Rude Boy, it's your turn Get on the microphone and make it burn (Burn) I know you like Prince, you like J. Geils (Yeah) Get on the microphone and kick your styles *Laughs* "Go!" Well I do not rap, but I do not rhyme What? Say what, say what, what? Rudy, what, what what, what what, what? But Shaggy take it right here right this time *Laughs* Rudy's hair is orange, he can't say shit 'Cause he tried to be like me, and I kick him in the dick That shit was wack, like my flow I'll pull down my pants and wiggle my dick at your ho Oh no! Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo! You need to give that tight young tank top back to your son *Laughter from everyone* You come through this bitch tryin' to pull like you got a gun (Oh shit) Best to run, I'm trying to have some fun (Yeah!) With my boys from ICP, don't wanna fuck with me L to the O, nigga, Dark Lotus family "Yeah! Yeah, yeah yeah!" Like to say what's up to Double A, Alex Abbiss, Billy Bill (Yeah) Jumpsteady, Dougie Doug, Chuckie Chuckie, everybody Br- who else? Jason, Jason Jason Twiztid, Twiztid Twiztid, Nerdy Nathan Jumpsteady, always comin' with the bacon Uh, yeah. And Stefan! He likes to be naked With his bitch, and me Did I say that out loud, oh shit, G Like to say what's up to [?] Like to say what's up to Blaze, uh yeah Twiztid (Yeah) Psychopathic You better run with your mother fuckin' hatchet (Hatchet!) Dark Lotus up in this bitch (Lotus!) Who we forgettin'? Who we forgettin'? That kid Steve at the office And also that new kid, what's his name (Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!) Jeff, Adam, and Nathan, what up? Adam and Nathan, Jeff, and the new kid, Steve Always got somethin' up his sleeve You a little naive, you think he ain't gonna kill ya Get him a cap and he'll peel ya "Pop the collar" *pop* *Laughter from everyone* "[?] Fuck, I know that's gonna sound loud" "That's [?]" "Pop the collar" *Silence* "Oh yeah, and Patrick and Tom Dubb, too, bitch! Yeah" "Perpetual Hype Engine!" "And Perpetual Hype Engine, mother facko" "Vampiro!" [Mike E Clark?] ("Alright, go ahead and say it right now") "Also, Vampiro and Mike E. Clark! And if anybody else we forgot, fuck you, it's like five in the mornin'" [Freestyle Skit 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Damn, heh heh heh Your mama is so fat, she drives a spandex car. Ha ha ha ha ha! Alright. Your mama's so stupid, she tried waking up a sleepin' bag. Ha! Yeah! Yeah! Hmm mmm. Your mama's thighs are so big, when she walks, they gotta talk to each other: I'll go by, and then I'll let you go by. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What? Ha ha ha ha ha, well, your mama's breath kicks so bad, the ice cream man gave her a Listerine popsicle, mother facko. *Raspberry* Your mom's so far, she puts mayonnaise on her Tylenol. Heh heh heh heh *Raspberry* Your mama's neden's so nappy, her crabs drive dune buggies, ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha Your mama's so big, your mama's so big, she takes, poster Polaroids Hahhh Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Your mama's house is so small, the welcome mat just says 'Well?' bitch, yeah. What? (What about it, mother fucker?) Your mama's so fuckin' fat, she uses two Greyhound busses for roller blades, heh heh ha Hmm hmm hmm hmm ha ha ha. Your mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at the sun, hey eyebrows catch on fire! Woo! Ha ha! Your mama's eyes are so cross-eyed, that, your mama's eyes are so cross-eyed, that Your mama's eyes, cross- yeah, [?] ha ha ha That she- they're, cross-eyed [Outro: Violent J] "Tell me when I'm on." "Alright." "When I think about the stuff you've done for us, I can only put it into song. You've done so much for us for so many years, in so many ways." You could've bought you a telescope Nope, you bought Bizzar You could've bought you some laundry soap Nope, you bought Bizzar You could've got you some towing rope Nope, you bought Bizzar You could've bought you a half ounce of dope But nope, you bought Bizzar Could've went to the titty bar and copped you a grope Nope, you bought Bizzar And I hope, I truly hope I hope that you like Bizzar