Tulane

[Verse 1] Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop Back under the counter was the cream of the crop Everything was clicking and the business was good 'Til one day, lo and behold, an officer stood Johnny jumped the counter but he stumbled and fell But Tulane made it over Johnny just as he yelled [Chorus] Go head on, Tulane, he can’t catch up with you Go Tulane, he ain’t man enough for you Go Tulane, use all the speed you got Go Tulane, you know you need a lot Go Tulane, he’s lagging behind Go head on, Tulane [Verse 2] Go by your father’s house and tell him "business is slow" And see if he will loan us something soon as you hit the door Put the cat out in the hall and rumple up the room Go by Doctor Keller and tell him you swallowed some perfume Tell him we need him quick because he may have to testify That you been sick all day, and that’s a perfect alibi [Chorus] Go head on, Tulane, he can’t catch up with you Go Tulane, he ain’t man enough for you Go Tulane, use all the speed you got Go Tulane, you know you need a lot Go Tulane, he’s lagging behind Go head on, Tulane [Verse 3] Go, let Daddy drive, in case you run into the man Back by the shop and get the stuff and hide it in the van Go back by your father’s, get the money for the bail And bring it down and bail me out this rotten, funky jail We gotta get a lawyer in the clique of politics Somebody who can win the thing or get the thing fixed [Chorus] Go head on, Tulane, he can’t catch up with you Go Tulane, he ain’t man enough for you Go Tulane, use all the speed you got Go Tulane, you know you need a lot Go Tulane, he’s lagging behind Go head on, Tulane Go head on