Happy Birthday

Hello, what's up? I want to say to you I don’t know what I'm doing, but I keep on playing That's what I do Hey, Claude If that even is your real name Just wanna call and tell you that Dirty Bird is super whack Incredibly disappointed with every release you put out over the last fifteen years Dirty Bird is the shit And if you don’t like Dirty Bird, then fuck you, because you don't know real music Dirty Bird's for the real music knowers Yo, Claude, it's your boy Not really, I wish I was But, dude, frickin' sick, fifteen years comin' up Hey, Claude, we just, uh, we just ran out of drugs, and I realized, uh How bad your album sucks, uh Alright, I'm kidding, though, we actually didn't run out of drugs All the best Mr. Bingo loves you Claude VonStroke, listen to me I know you keep it real, but you know what? We gotta go out We gotta go out on the town There ain’t no place like home Hello, what’s up? I want to say to you I don't know what I’m doing, but I keep on playing That's what I do Hey, uh, Claude, this is Marty Downy at, uh, Friendly Birds and Friendly People We've got, uh, some birdseed in for ya, uh Just checkin' to see if you’re planning on pickin' that up or not It's Aidan, your man down under Big up the Bay Area, big up Peanut Butter Jelly Time Big up Swamp Thing, big up Harvey House Big up the Madden Brothers, ghost ride that whip Come on, let it jack, and always be where the bird My man, Claude VonStroke Claudey, you know who it is, baby And you know what to play Hit me with them beats, boy I wanna have Will Clark's babies so bad It's Will Clark here I was actually hopin' this was the second one Uh, yeah, that's all Good luck on the album It's probably gonna suck, I'm not gonna listen to it, but Love you lots Don't beam me up, Scotty, I'm tryna take a shit Hello, what's up? I want to say to you I don't know what I'm doing, but I keep on playing That's what I do Yo, this is Ranger from Travis City, Michigan Just wanna call in and let you know that Dirty Bird is the absolute shit Thanks for keeping it weird, keeping it dope And just being original, baby Dude, I'm talkin' to Claude VonStroke, man I am, dude, I'm leavin' him a voicemail I would love to know how someone of your size is able to spend hours on stage playing this humpy-hump, fancypants music Claude Dirty Bird is the shit You have the nicest, the randomest And the absolute most ridiculous festivals imaginable Thank you so much I would be thrilled to be part of anything that you do I am even interested in buying you a Rolls-Royce I'll go in debt, I'll sell my car, and I'll sell I'll even quit my job and get a loan to get your car I, biggest fan Hey, Claude, buddy This is your old tour manager Mojita Claude only cares about two things on tour His car and his USB's Let me demonstrate for a minute, mhm "Where's my car?" "Did you grab my USB's?" "Where are my USB's?" Puta madre, oh, oh Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you (Dirty Bird) Happy birthday, dear Dirty Bird Happy birthday to you Hey, Bart, aren't you glad that I made you practice the piano with a broken finger? It's mom, love you Oh my God, Claude I fangirled so hard when I met you at Homebase I was so frickin' sweaty and I gave you such a wimpy hug And the next time I see you I am jumping on you and giving you a proper hug 'Cause you are fucking awesome Dude, Claude VonStroke, what the fuck is up? We love Dirty Bird, and fuckin' everybody's afraid of Detroit, what's up? Yo, it's your boy Arma, AKA Louie Legend from Chicago I had to call in and leave a message for Dirty Bird 'Cause Dirty Bird Records is the best goddamn record label in the whole wide world I love Dirty Bird, woo Claude, we're all writing you in as president for 2020, there's nothing you can do about it We're grouping up and we're gonna make you president Yo, yo, yo, Birdhouse, what up? Keepin' it real Keep fuckin' doin' that dope ass shit you do, my dude Peace out, this is D-Boy Nick This is Andy from Iowa, and I'm Dirty Bird to the bone Ah-ah, ah-ah Hahaha, I love house, I love sex and rock and roll But mostly house Claude VonStroke's daddy He could be my daddy, hahahaha I wanna come party with you at Dirty Bird XO from Phoenix Hello, what's up? I want to say to you I don't know what I'm doing, but I keep on playing That's what I do Ayy, yo, fuck Dirty Bird Fuck your chicken strip Here, listen up, you whippersnapper, this is Granny Maude And I just wanna shout out to Grannies Gone Wild, Dirty Bird Little granny's gettin' dirty, woop woop Love you, Claude VonStroke Shouts out to Andrew and Pam What it do, Von House Party? Y'all have a good one, happy birthday, Dirty Bird Fifteen years, baby, whoop I love Claude VonStroke He is my daddy A true father figure Dirty Bird fucks Fuck that Dirty Bird He fucks, dude Dirty Bird fucks Hello, what's up? I want to say to you I don't know what I'm doing, but I keep on playing That's what I do Fifteen years We always thought you'd be a good stay-at-home dad That or working at a bank, maybe as a temporary employee You say you're from Detroit, but Detroit's hard Detroit is mean I will give Claude VonStroke on more chance 'Cause I don't think you have it in you You make soft beats, soft We like hard beats Let's see what you got Claude VonStroke? He's not even from Detroit He's like from Ohio or some shit So randomly a couple years ago, some crazy ass shit happens My boy calls me and says, "Yo, they'll come to your spot and play for free," I'm like, "What?" I'm like, "Yeah," I'm like, "Get the fuck out of here," sure enough He came through, he's like, "Yo, but it's not for free" I'm like, "So what we gotta do?" He's like, "Some food" I hand Claude VonStroke a plate of chicken gyros He's the fuckin' man I love him Hello, what's up? I want to say to you I don't know what I'm doing, but I keep on playing That's what I do Ah, สวัสดีครับ ผมเป็นแฟนของนกสกปรกอยากจะเจอคุณ Claude VonStroke นะครับ แล้วก็ลูกสาวผมเนี่ยทำงานให้กับคุณด้วย Ciao, sono Bob e l'uccello sporco mi ha ispirato da anni Pace e bene a Claudio VonStrikkio e tantissimo amore Porra, caralho, aqui é Dirty Bird, puta que pariu Obrigado, 'cês são irmão memo, tá ligado? É nós! Valeu, Claudião! Hola, Claude VonStroke Me gusta si es para tu música Chao, baby Oi, meu nome é Ana, gostaria de falar que eu amo Dirty Bird, eu amo Claude VonStroke Vocês lançaram todas as minhas músicas favoritas Obrigada por tudo, realmente, e continua a fazer o mundo dançar Привет! Я люблю музыканта Claude VonStroke, Dirty Bird Ey, Claude VonStroke Te habla Chema Te mando un fuerte abrazo y que estés de puta madre Claude, you dirty old dog, what's goin' on, mate? Little Pretty here, callin' from Aus You know what, I reckon you're due to get back to the Goldie pretty soon It's been awhile between drinks, let's make it happen Give us a little tingle, I'll speak to you soon, brother Hello, what's up? I want to say to you I don't know what I'm doing, but I keep on playing That's what I do Fucking love Dirty Bird, DB for life I love that people don't know about you is how fucking crazy you are But, uh, I love it, I'm here for it, I love you Happy fifteen years of Dirty Bird Hey, what's up, Claude VonStroke? This is Tony Chiri in Miami Just wanted to use this opportunity to say thank you for everything that you do Lot of techno and little bit of bass and house that you make I love you, Papa Claude Hey, daddy, this is Jay and Erica, just wanted to say that we love you We love you, daddy, hahaha You probably don't remember me, but I'm, I'm that random Asian girl with the Raptors hat Who snuck into the DJ booth at Dirty Bird Barbecue Brooklyn And wrapped you in a giant bear hug which you couldn't escape And I was just so glad that you're not an asshole in real life I'm a spin instructor I've made people of all ages listen to your music I want to say that I love Dirty Bird 'cause Dirty Bird has changed my life Um, connected me with some of my favorite people I have in my life right now Really, uh, tooken me from a dark place and, thank you Hey, Claude, this is Betsy from Detroit Just wanna say I love Dirty Bird, it's been life-changing I love the community, I love the music, the DJ's You guys fucking rock, thank you, thank you so much Oh my God, these guys are fucking nuts, man, jeez Dirty Bird is off the chain, shout out here from Houston, Texas This is Jamie Zamaro from Detroit, Michigan and I love Dirty Bird Claude, Justin, G-Slip You guys are the best Claude VonStroke, whatever the hell your name is Lead Shine here, comin' at you real quick You know, we, we tried our crack at comedy, uh Let's, uh, let's stick to DJ-ing, huh? Let's stick to something that you do fairly well I love you, Claude, you are the bestest, mwah Papa Claude, I gotta be honest with you, man You're in part responsible for the wedding between my wife and I Dirty Bird makes me feel saucy (Saucy)