My Own Summer

[Chorus x2] Don't look at Jules Don't talk to Jules Don't smell Jules Don't say anything, anything concerning Julie [Verse 1] Lonely like a wild week after a tough loss We were down by two but the field goal got blocked Worse Kevin Butler, Maury Buford was a good punter Me and Jules would go to Platville at the end of every summer Denis Andriana first to get Julie a nice number Rolls her dogs out with relish, onions, and cucumber Unorthodox, she has NFC Central socks The winter of '87 was when the question got popped So when Jules leaves, it's lonely like lost keys Or when Hawk Dawson got traded because of weak knees I know it's a short trip, like John Cangelosi's legs But it's still lonely like an empty O'Doul's keg One time I went to Jules to get Jules KOOLs When I came back to big Joe's, Eddie was on my stool I said, "what are you doin? Get away from my wife Thinking your Scott Baio, you still live in Ford Heights" [Chorus x3] [Verse 2] I saw Barry Sanders at Ed Debevics in '91 It was me, Julie, and Jessie, that's Curtis and Maurine's son When Jerry Ball blocked the kick Wayne Fontes started crying For some reason in my heart a special place for the Lions Barry Sanders, I bet that guy could be a great dancer Trying to tackle number 20 is like trying to catch a damn panther Leave Jules for me, leave you for you Just bought Crossroads on laser disk and Jules some new wrestlin' shoes She's my wife she doesn't make for you your pork 'n' beans You don't go to Wisconsin Dells with her every spring You didn't take a picture of her and Ditka with The Stache You don't buy her size medium Zubaz with your cash Don't look at Jules Don't talk to Jules Don't smell Jules O'Doul's longnecks like Willie McGee I think I'm ice cold in multiples of two or three Short like Joey Cora or John Cangelosi's dad I saw them both at this big sale that Venture had It was right when weedwhackers were first introduced to lawn care I bought one of those and a tin trash can, Bears Also a Shop-Vac attachment so I can clean the stairs Also a couple patches to repair tire tears See my Fiero? It has seen better days Got a flat out there on the west side where Curtis stays Pick up a bag of Ruffles and corn chip Frito Lays My Julie She doesn't buy for you your KOOLs You don't go to Jules to get her Ultra King KOOLs So why the hell are you sittin' on my stool? Why the hell are you tryin' look all cool around Jules? [Chorus x4] [Fade out]