Momma Bake A Pie

[Sir Mix-A-Lot] Here's a gory kind a story about a obese freak With a 40-inch waist and a 10-inch beak Overweight and out of shape with a triple chin Her brassiere strikes fear in the hearts of men The girl's a Bremelo The girl's a Bremelo [Sir Mix-A-Lot] Me and Terry hopped the ferry we were looking swass When a dip hit the ship we were almost tossed It was a big Bremelo standing on my toe An enormous jelly belly trying to say hello I was really kind of frightened as she looked my way I tried to run because her buns made the ferry sway To be blunt she was fat and ready for combat On the way to Bremerton were the fat is at The girl's a Bremelo Let's go [Sir Mix-A-Lot] I'm not fakin' or mistaken bout the big ole duck She had hairy underarms and a whopping gut Her hair was short and wavy, drove my pitbull crazy A Bremerton beast chasing fellas in the Navy After movie she's the feature, the Bremerton creature You wear a lifejacket if you ever try to freak her You look at her physique she ain't my kinda freak The floor creaks when the beast starts reaching her peak [Break - Sir Mix-A-Lot] The girl's a Bremelo Just a Bremelo Change the beat! (*beat changes, then changes back to the original*) [Sir Mix-A-Lot] You can't ignore the way she snores, cause she blows down doors Baby's got the kind a face only a mother adores A big basketball head with the 10-inch feet Big lips, no hips with the smell of a beast I couldn't put her in my Caddy or my tranny would break I heard of dirt because of poverty, but she took the cake When it comes to Kool-Aid the girl would drink it in pints You go to school for twenty years and your still in the ninth? You're just a Bremelo Just a Bremelo [Sir Mix-A-Lot] You big triple-chin unattractive duck Your boyfriend beats freaks up to make a buck Hanging round 3rd and Pike, on a ten-speed bike You can say that I'm a liar, but you know I'm right You talk behind my back, because I dropped you flat And you never take a shower cause your too damn fat So your man was smart when he broke your heart Because if Mix-A-Lot had cut ya, you'd a fell apart Wearing polyester slacks, with elastic in the back You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling match You got lips like a character in some cartoon With a pink posterior, you big baboon Your just a (*sound of a elephant yelling*) (*sound of elephant yelling*) [Sir Mix-A-Lot] Now Bremerton's a city right outside of mine Most girls there are ducks, but a few are fine But the ones that I speak about Used their face for catching trout Vacuum cleaners for a mouth You know what I'm talking about Mud ducks, hockey pucks, drivers of Mack trucks Lame brains, diesel trains, pick 'em up you have to strain Big butt, crew cut, extraordinary gut Big momma, kinda buff, facial hairs are kinda rough [Outro - Sir Mix-A-Lot - talking] Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck Girl's a Bremelo Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck (*pig grunting noises are mixed in with word "duck"*) The girl's a Bremelo "duck" - repeated until fade