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[Round 1: Black Mage + (Black Mage & Deth The Kid)] There’s a lot to address… But Double A said, “Our group would never” Yeah, ask him if Mage is worried You need to worry less about how my messages age and more about making it to the age of 30 (*to Eddy I.*) And you... You talked a lot on a forum I'm banned on I mean, hella shit But when you're a vegetable, know that manure is the same shit you gon' be buried in OK, so you wanted to start a crew beef I'mma go ahead and throw that in the smoker You wanna clown me 'cause I'm Indigo That I put this purple on to get green in here (hair) like thе Joker My real name is DеAngelo, since Godlike wanna start me It's Latin for "of the Angel" Why the fuck you think Gabriel's here and I came wit' Archie? Yeah, or I could just be this versus Preme And that's why things seem so strange 'Cause I brought Mello He brought one .5 (OneFive) and he shootin' from three-point range But fuck a high point - it's less jammin' These bullets? Soul-eaters, the TECs blammin' Or it's both arms together when I clap...(*clap*) (Death Cannon!) (BLAOW!) You just had to make a sacrifice... Look, he mad right now He wanna send me back to No Coast so BAD right now! You just had to make a sacrifice to get to the Dark Magician That was bars But now I'm 'bout to lay him face-down Nigga, you just activated my trap card And the pain gon' start Tell No Coast I switched sides just to have a change of heart Nigga, this my game I'm settlin' it Y'all gon' see a white draggin' (Dragon) 'cause he meddled in it Two in his back, his spine severin', his heart in the cards Or he Pegasus 'cause one eye got the metal in it! His energy? It's effeminate I had to bring pieces of his stars for him to let me in! .iBATTLE! Can I talk my shit again!? (*A few members in the crowd shout "No!"*) It's been a minute The first card had Venom, bitch I told him, "Run. It's a waste." Fawkes was the leg up Had a Bond 'til the Golden Gun hit his face Then I had to kill his right-hand Homeskool You know he done, but niggas hate! Y'all ain't see the body come together with this card!? EXODIA! OBLITERATE! Bitch, I'm on deck of aces This Black nerd goin' my way My city's half for man to black out to land sideways Don't get it twisted The Magic been Gathering...you niggas missed it I got reactions despite of how I looked in this business! You get reactions...from niggas wantin' to be booked in this business! Bitch, you got your own league, and I mean...copy that But it kinda feels the same Pussy, you're a copycat Meanwhile, the streets? Stuck on Black...tar My addiction rate can copy crack But you don't wanna cop these packs You'd rather work your whole life just to not be Smack!? I'm back-breakin'! That's what a flex used for, fam' But watch me bend it back For a rack, I'll torture Lexx, the Luger land If I whisper, "Martha," it's 'cause they raise the Cal'...L (Kal-El) Nigga, this the Death of Superman Niggas thought you was tough, then they saw Doomsday land First fight? Killed Super- Basically, I'm tryna do what Lex(x) Luthor can't! Nigga, Lexx wouldn't dare get buff I had to beat everybody Perfect...now the secret boss is squaring up Picture Black, out here unlocking characters Then you take a warm-up battle What a fuckin' crock Eight years, someone finally gets you to come outside and you run up the block This next round's gon' be comical For now, this magazine will have to sum up the plot The runnin' should stop 'Cause if I shoot, then he shoots That's my issues, then the reboot That's first series, second series, cancellation, and the re-do Your bodyguard gettin' hit The other nigga get a lump, too Now I'm in your yard, screamin'... "Come outside!...We not gon' jump you!" Soon as the nigga come outside... We DEFINITELY 'bout to jump you! I'm at your door I don't give a fuck who knew the dude Three gauges, all he heard was "(*ch-ch-ch*)" Then his face hit the screen like a Super Move Who Hadouken'd dude? Are you confused? Niggas Marvel 'til the cap calm (Capcom) Then they done stole off the gas They talk beams, but the clip a Power Bomb, and niggas fold off the Flash Homie, you could get a eye shot Cyclops, visor off like "Behold! Optic Blast!" You shoulda known a theater kid would act up I've been in the crew pit This is nothin' new, bitch It's lights out, curtains, and me and my niggas in all-black comin' to move shit We sweep the stage Contrary to popular belief, I'm not here to see people play Lex(x) Luthor? Right (Write) on the money with each array But a win is somethin' you bitches will never get like equal pay! Round 1! And my status update is "Bitch, fuck him" Kids drown in the deep end, Lexx You want my respect? Tonight, we better see an Adult Swim [Round 1: Lexx Luthor] Lexx hit my PHONE! He said, "Yo, you gotta battle Mage 'cause somethin' is wrong with dude. He called you out vers' Homeskool, and they loved it at Fortitude." I said, "Battle Mage? That's a caution to his health." He said, "Yeah, just don't waste your first four bars talkin' to yourself." DeAngelo! You said Summer Madness comin' Told Kang to stop runnin' Asked me how I stand for the league, but still duckin' I put you on, and you shot me Had the people amazed What an eager mistake Kang said, "I'll let a fan tase ya (Fantasia)" (*chk-chk*) I brought Sweepers for Mage Listen, Gandalf the Gay! As a person, you're a mixture of Urkel and the Witcher Wanna play Pokémon? I choose Squirtle on your sister Dunsh said the league's like Oz, and that's perfect for the picture 'Cause if pumps get to clickin', then it's curtains for the Wizard! This a L to who? Only league givin' you swell looks After a grim war (grimoire), he's not able to spell "books" (spellbooks) You ain't the Wizard, King That's over Dead before he cast closure Hasta la vista He needs luck on his side...someone get Black Clovers! The doctor put a band on your head like MODOK brain I ain't playin' wit' this square, this ain't that Roblox game You battle in Chicago, I got pro Glock aim To put a round on your chest like an O-Block chain I just copped these kicks, I'm a good shopper Different set when they see me like a hood-hopper Lemme find out your girl here and her look proper She'll check the size, then take it from the back like Foot Locker! His whole style ass, he get the butt of the gun Then my whole team clap like the huddle is done His mother run up on the body tryin' to cuddle her son In a puddle of blood Soundin' like me readin' your resume: "What have you done!?" He took the Mortal Kombat ladder, but used cheats when he played Now that Gandalf at the top of the tower, I'mma put a Eagle to Mage! I'm Saruman Don't forget who put you on when it comes to the Ring I said, "I'mma put a Eagle to Mage" 'cause I got the wizard under my wing! You seen Sikh and Anderson? They upper-shelf Invested in the tan and the white, like the drugs I sell My H so tan, it hits the sun and melts And my coke so white that it cuts itself! There's a fade for a cane That's apart from the bars He need to get put on the map And though I can market a star He summoned Exodia, right? It all starts wit' a arm I reach in the Dark Magician and pull out the Heart of the Card! "MP7 - whoomp! Sound like a dodgeball passed him" A line from a monster Who wrote a scheme about a school shooting that rhymed wit' his posture Projecting 'cause kids threw stuff at him in class This guy was a rocker What's next, Mage? "It's about to get dark...like the inside of a locker!" We get it - you was bullied We get it We get it - he was bullied Even at Hogwarts, they was testin' him early School shootin'? Last time you was in a stall wit' a Draco, you was gettin' a swirlie He had a crush on this Slytherin girl, she sent me hearts and stuff Then put her box in my mouth - I spoke Parseltongue What a queer! Can't even handle his Butterbeer! Mage is a flop! Always got picked last in Quidditch, and he played wit' a MOP! Fuck a dodgeball I got a Bludger, and I'm throwin' it at him The bodybag - ZIP! - sound like the Golden Snitch passed him I got too much stuff to say at the end of my verses Time [Round 2: Black Mage] Alright, Gandalf the Gay... That joke about my girl was kinda sick But I've seen you with Kev, Bull, a bunch of the- You ever show up wit' a bitch? Fuck are you talkin' about? You gon' fuck my girl? Alright... But...I don't care about whippin' the boss Get his roots the fuck outta here I don't just rap now - get the booth the fuck outta here All them half-lies - get his truth the fuck outta here DNA thought I was gon' lose? Get his tooth the fuck outta here! Man... I mean, I'm back spittin' You didn't leave me much room (mushroom), Lexx This shit ain't even got Jak trippin' I called Homeskool "Jesse Eisenberg" Yeah, you like his raps 'cause he plays you Yeah, well, you better hope that Lex Luthor came from Earth-1 to save you Nigga, any less than Superboy Prime? You are gon' die Y'all 'bout to see Black Mage dark side (Darkseid) You plus me? That equation is anti-life! This shit'll duel you The kick will send you somewhere else: it's Ubuntu Fear, runnin' through you A pair of demons get it bangin' A hard look? Will get him a wrecks, this the Omega Sanction They looked up? A cloud had cleared .iBattle saw me before I hit the stratosphere I hit the ground? Changed the atmosphere The league showed up? It's a disaster here It's just us, and we all masked in here! Now it's gotta get ugly Before the shot, Lexx Luthor After the shot, Solomon Grundy You're a fuckin' dead man, but we all have those Mondays If I green-light him? The squad'll wring his neck 'til his lantern rattlin' This a DC scheme, but what you seein' is battery Mad at me 'cause I'm special, and you a slob And you a man that they view a God Got a business and a brand, wanted to boo me off But I'm Injustice Superman! I don't want your ooh's and ahh's! YOU work for ME, Lexx! Just shut the fuck up and DO YOUR JOB! To bury me would be the greatest Injustice you could do to us all But then it hit me...that's why you hang out wit' the evilest goons So you don't feel bad when you beat up the room! It makes sense, Lexx...you always double-cross the Legion of Doom! Well, I'm Gorilla Grodd and Cheetah, I'mma dead this beast You're the hero of your own league? No, nigga! You're the writer of your own press release! I mean, how can people not see you're the villain in this instance? It's been obvious to me since we started doing business This is Crisis On Infinite Earths A quick description: There was only one Earth worth a room where the multiverse started splittin' And Lexx got to pickin' "Scribble Jam? They won't beat those writtens! Grind Time can stay. We don't need the friction. I'll water Gates of the Garden, grow the trees of Nixon." Lexx may not have destroyed the planet... But it's the same result if you destroy the ecosystem Thinking you deserve to be the arbiter of these dimensions That's the superiority complex of an evil villain! It's never been about the culture or people's feelings It's always been about your ego, nigga .iBattle is the Everyman Project When Lex gave normal people power But this wasn't an act of benevolence from upon his ivory tower Really, he was testing on their genetics 'cause at his core, he's just a coward He found his own DNA incompatible, turned the whole thing sour We lost lives for hours, and our loved ones believed your lie Thought they could fly They didn't know they were gonna die 'Cause you'd find a petty reason to pull the plug, and they'd plummet from the sky! I am Doom, a mask I only don at a show History's written by the victors, but those that read comics will know I don't have to beat Lexx Luthor I just have to let him fall apart on his own And in World Without a Superman, we learned a great many thing Most notably, in the absence of Superman...niggas accept anything ...That's it [Round 2: Lexx Luthor] Y'all saw that screenshot I posted? [People in the crowd] Yup, Indigo! 30s! MOB!, etc. [Lexx Luthor] It was a flick of this asshole, sayin' he's not down with Deth and them Does the clique and their dads know that the chaperone's not around? Time to spin on y'all rap bro What you think they call me elite for? I'm on Victory Road - this where Indigo Plateaus! You use little kids for writing help and look like a rape sketch Battled Fawkes and stayed wit' him Someone give him an AIDS test Lines trash, he takes Deth's Archie's delivery, safe bet Think Voldemort's snake pet I can see the Venom in Mage - now's Snape's dead! You really down wit' them kids? I ain't buyin' it He's not really Indigo...like violet Showed his true colors, the clip'll smoke his grill His face blew (blue), his shirt red Now he Indigo for real! I'm cookin' crack for this - who in need of a gram? It's Beasley's Funhouse: I'm evil wit' pans His moms let me fuck, I couldn't leave on my pants I had her screamin' on cam' Wit' nothin' but Crocs in the kitchen like Viva La Bam! She pulled up to my crib in a eight-seater! Then put my wood in her mouth: she really ate cedar! Just copped a photon cannon, it's a face-eater Think you the coldest in the room? Get the space heater! Homeskool killed him with some Deathstroke banter Then K put him in the hole like a techno dancer Dog, I'll take your bitch from you like a Petco transfer Leave Mage's girl full of hickeys: I'm a necromancer (neck romancer)! You said you played Dungeons and Dragons in the trap A real D-boy statement 'Til the door gets kicked down, and the boys raidin' Someone musta snitched! They had a decoy waitin'! It was him! He ran before the raid like, "Leeroy Jenkins!" You ain't at home in traps, I'm where the yola's at It's opposite day To bubble, you gotta make sure the coke is flat! You rep Earthbenders, right? Well, I'm bolder (boulder), scrap This my stomping ground Put your foot down and lose a toe for (Toph) that! You blind bitch... If I catch him in traffic, then I'm driftin' in a Rover Let it peel on the glass like I'm sippin' a mimosa This Jordan in Washington If I dribble, then it's over I'm serious (Sirius), Black: I'll put a Wizard on a poster! This Defense Against the Dark Arts, it's what I studied meticulous Think I'm scared of what's in front of me? Ridiculous The Wizarding World of a Battle Rapper What a classic plan Does magic in front of muggles and can't even ask a band (Azkaban) What!? I'm gettin' bread off this shrimp: that's that jumbo guap Who gave this po' boy a plate? This ain't the gumbo spot You ever step on a Lego? I really run those blocks These figures got me big-headed like a Funko POP! I speed off - ZOOM! - in somethin' fast and carbon Big Mama on the pump, that's a Ashton Martin Big reach! I pull up in the crib wit' the ratchet sparkin' And roll Mage up in the rug - now it's a magic carpet! I already won the round [Round 3: Black Mage] Lexx...you gave me this battle [Lexx Luthor] God bless you [Black Mage] Alright, I say, these vets...are the worst niggas Screamin' "We got it out the mud!" to a Earthbender I set one foot in y'all streets and made the block solid concrete We strolled, the streets rose I broke bricks so we could all eat Y'all need to let shit set before you step, or get shoes made of cement Won't be shit left but your impression tryna be Hollywood, Lexx Now the "Jim from The Office" scheme? A light hit Said, "Don't nobody find him cute but Pam" Hmm, a nice flip Our battle drop, and you only release his highlights - slick Hey, Home, just another day at the office of makin' the boss your lil' white bitch And one guy says, "He was good, but he lost." A mild dispute You blocked him for that! You're the wildest dude! You know if you only advocate for Homeskool 'cause it's good for you, it's child abuse? And SPEAKING of child abuse... I'm starting to hear the Jermaine Dupri in you It's So So Def-inite It's elementary, Lexx, yes, it is I noticed opportunity always knocks (Noxx), unless you Deth The Kid But I gotta go postal for you to get the message- -is...white people telling you to "know your history"? Well, that's kinda like... You thieving crackhead friend askin' "Why don't you ever ride your bike?" Honestly, the comparison between us is kinda nice But when it's time to light, you'll see the difference between a Black Cat and Black Dynamite A fire cracker with a short fuse, good for a brief pop Vers' a bigger stick with a longer wick that make buildings rock Nigga, I demolish shit And these bars gon' get him rattled You want kowtowing? Run to your cattle Flag accepts your brand, Kang lets you milk him Stick his hope in the saddle They prod you 'cause you're electric and they're known to get frazzled The only thing you can do to shock me? Drop a Moe Menace battle Nigga, five battles...and not one drop Now maybe that sheik's a dummy But you're worse, 'cause you're Vince McMahon for that Middle Eastern money And the Crown Jewel of battlers that's short and stocky's proved He shit on Erik Foreman 'cause he jockeyed Jews Convincin' us he's changed since he said "nigga" in a battle But not me, dude It's an act, and it's sloppy, too See, JL got you hot reviews Kev' and Bull? Who the one that brought them dudes? And consolidating a cabinet, then backstabbing it? You're not racist...those are Nazi moves! He calls to his CVLT, and a bunch of people wanting handouts shot salutes! Nigga, when these punches hit, learn to start to listen You paint a pretty picture with your art and mission But when you're a despot, they just remember that, son Not your vision Don't be fooled by what you've got The wealth? Nigga, Hitler had a country And in its bunker? Where him and his bitch shot themself And the kicker isn't Beasley, or 'Ganik Or that any mountain is insurmountable Nah! The punch is that you get hit harder than SMACK if you let the Culture hold you accountable But emotionally...there's books, and you couldn't balance 'em This is why I tried to tell you the library is fallible! "History's written by the victor" Sometimes the victor was a coward! And I didn't want war with the King, but you started one And if I lose or never return? Well, that's basically martyrdom Plus, I don't gotta kill you, I just gotta make God bleed I know the sharks will come So many horrible nights, so many curses Finally...the morning sun Keep bangin' Team Homi [Eddy I.] Yo, make some noise for Black Mage, y'all! [Crowd] YEAH! [Black Mage] (*sarcastically*) Shut all that shit down! You ain't makin' noise for me Fuck y'all [Round 3: Lexx Luthor] You wanna talk Magic? [Black Mage] Let's go [Lexx Luthor] I'll kick down your door on Father's Day And put your skull on your son (Sun) like Swamps and Plains I'm 30 years old and battling...times have changed Must be a midlife crisis...I'm a problem, Mage! I don't care if you came here dressed as an elf who had the eBay ears Fuck bringin' the ring to Mordor, I'mma beat Mage here To say you the best in No Coast would be straight weird San Andreas remastered: I got CJ clear! Look at the lace he (Lacey) wears I never seen this T on a (Teanna) fly cat I Pinky-swear, once I get the J to (Jada) Fire, I'm high, scrap Fuck it...the ratchet rose on a (Rosanna) bitch like a thigh tat' I'll pull up in a Cherokee and put you in the Sky(y), Black! Y'all don't watch porn!? A scout'll level him like the villain Vegeta Two BaldHeads flyin' like Krillin and Frieza I got stripes wit' the chrome, no silver Adidas Zero on and put a pistol on a Wizard like Gilbert Arenas! Bulldog in his face, and it's lookin' kinda sniffley Let the heat spin on this bird Yeah, I'm cookin' it rotisserie Chicago vers' Staten, I booked this so specifically Kanye vers' Pete Davidson: I only took him (Kim) for publicity! FUCK 12! Y'all need to free up the squad I'm tryna keep my dogs out the pound like I'm Cesar Millan Just snuck my man at Riker's some weed through the guards He needs trees 'cause it's hard Now him and his cellie got 32 ounces They two Ps (peas) in a pod! I bang on him like a xylophone! I play with steel Better scoot or (scooter) find out a Razor feel Skyrim blade, I'll shave his grill He try to shout? (*fft-fft*) Now Mage is gilled (Mage's Guild)! Your MP7 dodgeball line? Dead-hot closer Except SMGs don't shoot grenades, so what you said's not kosher Jeff Jakson works at a naval base by where they sell Red Sox posters [Jeff Jakson] Facts [Lexx Luthor] So if we put a launcher on a sub, it would've been a Red October! You called me out on my league? That's what this amountin' to? You deserve these bars - every written housed (Rittenhouse) this dude The squammy squeeze...like DaniLeigh! And that's just an ounce of truth Because the baby (DaBaby) will leave BM without a roof! You're not a loyal companion That is ba-loney What you did to Indigo? So phony We was friends, Mage...but now we old homies We was like Siamese twins... I had to cut him off once he started to grow on me That is why you roll wit' the folk Had all these fuckin' DC bars for someone strong as the Hulk Ayo, JAK! [Jak Tripper] I'm the only Black Mage that belong in a CVLT (cult)! [Lexx Luthor] And that, my friends, is a 3-0 Keep bangin'