Ass Like That

[Intro] Ow, baby [Chorus] The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-doing, doing, doing I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-doing, doing, doing [Verse 1] The way she moves, she's like a belly dancer She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I Think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'ma answer Police saying "freeze," (Oh), d-doing, doing, doing What do you mean, freeze? Please, I'm a human being, I have needs I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B I sing song, it go ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid If I offend, I'm sorry, please, please, forgive For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away with anything I say and you will love it [Chorus] The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-doing, doing, doing Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that Every time I see the show on MTV, my pee-pee goes D-doing, doing, doing [Verse 2] Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn Police saying "freeze," (Oh), d-doing, doing, doing What do you mean, freeze? Geez, I just got my seat I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped Please do not remove me from this movie theater, please I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great, big scene And don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman, this movie's PG Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free Free, yes, free, right back on the streets What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy? I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you'll laugh 'cause there's a puppet on my hand (Hahaha) [Chorus] The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-doing, doing, doing Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so I ain't never seen a butt like that Maybe next year, I'll say "ass" and she'll make my pee-pee go D-doing, doing, doing [Verse 3] The way she moves, she dances like a go-go In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo" I need a new boyfriend, hi, my name is JoJo Police saying "freeze," (Oh), d-doing, doing, doing What do you mean, freeze? My computers will be seized And my keys to my ranch, I just bake cookies Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me, no, not even me I don't even know if I can say the word "pee-pee" Pee, on the radio, but I think I did Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick Get to the chopper, everybody get out I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down [Chorus] The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-doing, doing, doing So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me, please? I ain't never seen an ass like that 'Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-doing, doing, doing [Outro: Eminem & Dr. Dre] Woo Fuck is wrong with you? Hah