Pirates of the Caribbean
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The Classical Conspiracy: Live in Miskolc, Hungary
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Major Cringe Warning :D (Crickets chirp, as to show it's nighttime) (Cut to Midas holding a cup of coffee. He attempts to drink it, only for solid gold to come out, hitting him in the face) (Cut to Demeter and Persephone watering a plant, as the crickets fade and the sun rises) [Persephone] Mom, look! The sun is coming up! I hope Helios is doing a good job! (Demeter displays a pog face, with the words Demeter Pog accompanying her) (Cut to Zeus sleeping. As his eyes abruptly open, a loud glass breaking sound accompanies it) [Zeus] TIME FORR BREAKFASST? (Zеus summons lightning and disappears) (Cut to the kitchen, with Zеus zapping a toaster with lightning, with the toast popping up moments later. A smile envelops Zeus' face.) (Cut to Helios flying the Sun Chariot, as a bad recorder rendition of the Pirates of the Caribbean theme plays) [Horse] NEIGH [Helios] All in a good day's hard work, eh? LET'S GO BACK NOW! [On a sign] Welcome to Ethiopia (Helios lands his cart in Ethiopia, making an explosive effect) (Cut to Phaethon, as he talks to his friends) [Phaethon] Guys, I think you have to acknowledge more that one day, I WILL ride that chariot. (Friend 1 & 2 exchange glances) [Friend 1] Yeah, one day, but not anytime soon. [Friend 2] Keep dreamin'. [Phaethon, annoyed] You guys don't understand, my dad TRUSTS me. You guys don't even look like you'll bother anywhere near a chariot like that! [Friend 1] wittingly *cough cough* You said something about not bothering anyone near a chariot? [Phaethon, frustrated] Oh my god. (Cut to Phaethon as he talks to Helios) [Phaethon, pleading] Dad, can I PLEASE ride the chariot? [Helios] Not today, son, maybe tomorrow. (Cut to Zeus, holding the toast he made) [Zeus] Is it just me, or is it an unusually hotter day today? (Zeus' butter melts off his toast) [Zeus] Hey Helios, you better watch it BUDDY, you melted my butter! Hey, WAIT a minute, what is going on? That chariot is WAY too close to land! [Phaethon, to Friend 1 & 2] Hey guyysss, look! I'm flying in the chariot! Hahaha- (Phaethon is immediately struck down, causing him to yell) [Friend 1] Heyy, should we help him? [Friend 2] Nah, he's probably trying to show off. [Friend 1] True. [Zeus, angry] Oh Helios, you're going to be in so much trouble when I get to you! >:( [Horse] oh noes i did not sign up for this oh god oh no (Zeus looks into the cart and finds Phaethon) [Zeus] Well, you're not Helios. Well, SAYONARA BOY! (Zeus throws the cart as Phaethon screams) (Cut to Zeus, mad at Phaethon) [Zeus] Boy, what are you doin' ridin' your father's Gucci cart?! [Phaethon] I wanted to drive it, and my friends said I would never be able to, and then my dad let me ride it! [Zeus, dumbfounded] Helios. Any particular reason why you let this juvenile imbecile drive your cart that literally CARRIES THE SUN!? >:( [Helios] He's a good boy! Why can't he do what he wants? Jeez, it's a free country. [Zeus] Sir, this is G̴̡̧͕̖̟͓̻̞̩̋̐̃͘R̶̗̺̘̹̥͍̘̙̱̱̺̘̮͖̗̊͐̽̄̓̋̓͆̈́E̸͙̫͕̤̦̘̦͊͝E̸̡͈̬͈̲͌̓̄̓̒C̸̢̤̗̜̐̇́̎̉̑͑̈́͊̎̕͘̕͠Ẹ̶̢̢̛̙͇̲̝̩̥̳̑̅͛̌͐͌̈́̐̽͂̈́̕ͅ [Helios] Oh. [Zeus] Alright, you know what, where's your daughters? I have to tell them something. [Helios] Eh, just over there. :> [Zeus, in Stewie Griffin's voice] I'm gonna give her a little scare! (Zeus magically turns Helios' daughter into a tree) [Helios] What. DID YOU JUST TURN MY PRINCE- I mean daughters- i- INTO TREES!? [Zeus] Indeed I did, HELIOS. Where did that little brat go? Oh well, your job goes down to my son, Apollo. (Cut to Apollo playing a historically inaccurate game) [Apollo, distracted] Huh? Special Thanks To: "Geo The Epicc' Who voiced Helios, Horses, and Phaethon's Friends "MichaelTheEpicc" Who simply volunteered to voice Apollo at the end. My Social Studies Teacher Who taught me all about Greek culture and Gave me an Assignment for Greece and let me do an animation for it :) Myself? I guess i have to congratulate myself for making this? And be proud that i voice Phaethon, Zeus, and Persephone's one line. My Classmates If I end up presenting this in class im hoping i get a good reaction from my classmates >:)