If I were a rich man

{Intro:} {If I Were A Rich Man -- Fiddler on the Roof} {Verse 1:} Ayy My bar mitzvah money ran out yesterday Now I ain’t go no money for the date Masgiach job when I'm getting paid Bochur budget is the only way Bochur budget yeah I keep it safe All the brands on me are fake {Chorus:} Thrift store shoppin' For my Purim costume Off of Amazon is just not an option On my abba, I got Kesef Problems Threw my cash away like it was tashlich {Verse 2:} Told my friends I got this shirt express Forgot to mention it was "ally" Wear my kippah inside out I need a rally And I ain’t saying that I got nothing left But my allowance yeah it came and wеnt Now I gotta' text my imma for rent {Chorus:} Thrift store shoppin' For my Purim costumе Off of Amazon is just not an option On my abba, I got Kesef Problems Threw my cash away like it was tashlich