'Shakespeare'

[Verse 1] Oh why, oh why do they teach us Shakespeare When you're only 16, with no idea, what it all means Oh Romeo, oh Romeo he thinks it's a love thing All masks and kisses from the balcony It's deeper than that bro, it's a fuckin' tragedy [Chorus] Oh you, taught me so much about you Taught me so much about love And yet I learn nothing And yet I learn nothing And yet I learn nothing And yet I learn nothing [Verse 2] All night, all night I sat through the movie And the plot was so thin, and they kissed at the end And I squeezed your hand Oh Romeo, oh Romeo spent hours in the bathroom Checking every hair and working on his master plan Working on his moves, and keeping his cool man [Chorus] Oh you, taught me so much about you Taught me so much about love And yet I learn nothing And yet I learn nothing And yet I learn nothing And yet I learn nothing And yet I learn nothing [Bridge] Turn the pages Turn the pages Turn the pages Oh Romeo, oh Romeo he gets so excited To get to the end Well turn the pages, my friend [Coda] And learn nothing And learn nothing And learn nothing And learn nothing And learn nothing And learn nothing And learn nothing And learn nothing