Ninja Sex Party

[Verse 1] Hey pretty lady, you're looking real fine This is our first date: I'm not like other guys I can tell that you have played it safe your whole life So let's get naughty and break a couple rules tonight! Sneak in a movie, no one will ever know Then run on private property and hold each other close Beneath the moonlight, I've got a fun idea: Lean in and kiss your cheek and gently whisper in your ear— [Chorus] Let's steal a car tonight Commit a felony with me and drive until the sunrise Let's steal a motherfucking car tonight We're young and alive So let's commit some crimes (Hey, I like you!) [Verse 2] I got you flowers. Let's get some coffee Look deep in my eyes and tell me 'bout your family We can hold hands, then you can watch me Shoot cocaine into my eyes and rock a burglary [Chorus] Let's steal some art tonight What's a few Picassos when you're on a sexy date heist? Let's steal some precious fucking art tonight We're young and alive We're crossing state lines [Spoken Bridge] Or, you know, we could go a little more traditional: go for a walk, watch a movie. Actually, there's a really nice flower exhibit at the botanical gardens! Ninja Brian was just telling me about that last week. He loved it. Wait, you know what? Fuck it! [Chorus] Let's kill some guy tonight We're holding hands and laughing while we shank him in the starlight Let's take a motherfucking life tonight We're young and alive—which I can't say for that guy Yeah! Let's kill five guys tonight! Then share a cherry cola while we blast a savage drive-by Let's kill ten guys tonight! (You know what? First date: let's pump the brakes on the murders.) Let's kill five guys tonight! I'll take you back to your place and we'll craft the perfect alibi Man, we had fun tonight! We're young and alive, and you can call me anytime! (Time...) [Spoken Outro] Good first date! Wanna do it again next wee—no? Oh, alright