Pigface

[Intro] Alright, this one goes out to Yukon Wainczak, big surprise I made this in like an hour, so... I'm sorry if it's kinda bad Well, I mean I wrote, I wrote the lyrics while I was at work a bit, but, like, that was only the first, like, third of it Takes a while for the, the song to finally kick in so, this might take a little.. welp, here it is [Verse 1] Yukon Wainzcak Stuck in the prototyping stage Sub makes better games And he's like half of your age Now I know age ain't a factor In what you can or cannot do But I also know that Everybody's better than you And I know that if I did not Mention this next line Then you'd probably try to Bring up your game-count versus mine You're probably wondering why I had to go and make that clear Well it's because: There's nothing wildly original here I should probably Take a second to preface Your games to mine Is like a dinner to breakfast If you think that I can roast you Even though that you're better Just know that I'm the reason You have a Vertikill sweater Now I know this game was just about As dead as my uncle But they're not nearly as dead As your prototype bundle Now what I said said might be rude But there is no undoing And like the cats in our calls I won't stop meowing And when it comes to prototypes You always have "scope" to blame But I can make a song faster Than you can think of a game [Doubletime] Your prototyping is kind of ridiculous Making so many we're just getting sick of it Thinking your issues are just 'bout you, think of it And yes I know I sound like a hypocrite [Bridge] Buut, this is a diss-track So, what else am I gonna say? Alright now Back to the song [Verse 2] Yukon You don't like the fact that the Minecraft Snapshots Are buggy Lemmy know When the next prototype you put out Isn't ugly And speaking of ugly Have you seen his forehead? That thing is so huge It's just like a warhead! In fact, it's almost as big as moskow Well, I don't really mean it It was just, more of a low-blow Your only successful game Was iii And it was only on the frontpage Because you begged and whined Now my final message to Yukon Is just one thing Can you just make something new It's better than nothing And if Yukon fights back I'm just gonna ignore him Because his career's dead Like the prototypes before him