Ram Ranch

“Ram Ranch" is a 2012 song by Toronto-based outsider musician Grant MacDonald. The song features a heavy metal musical backdrop with explicit homoerotic spoken-word lyrics about an orgy of cowboys taking place at the titular ranch. The song became an internet meme later in the 2010s, inspiring humorous remixes, parodies, fan-made music videos and reaction videos, and has also been used for bait-and-switch trolling. In 2022, the song gained mainstream attention for its use by counter-protesters against the Canada convoy protest. Since 2018, MacDonald has produced more than six hundred follow-up songs. Some bear the "Ram Ranch" title and all of them expand on the "gay cowboy" storyline. The music used is "Flying through the sky" by Anubys.

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