Alcoholic

[Intro] "Hi everybody, welcome to the wednesday meeting, yep yep Um everybody give it up for Eli, first of all, who's been off The meth for a whole month now, and his wife's getting out Of jail next thursday, is that right? Anyway we've got a new speaker Today so big round of applause for this young man here." Is this thing on? It's been about a week now, and I'm startin' to get weak now I wake up at 11:30 that's when I start getting thirsty and I don't know what it is All I know there's a bottle in the fridge With my name on it If I want it [Hook] Cause I'm an alcoholic and I know [Verse 1] Yeah Hi my name is Tom I'm an addict Can't really remember just how long I been at it I'm guessing that this happened like a pattern that I follow Cause my father's a fiend, and So was mum too. So its somethin' like part of my genes But it's hard to get clean, but as hard as its been But at the end of it I really can only answer to me And it's the way it is I truly learned that So don't give me all that "Channeling the universe" crap Thats a load of shit I ain't tryna' to pass the blame Like it's just a part of fate And I ain't got a part to play Cause if that's the case then I really can't escape Might as well just start the day with a glass of chardonnay Like my dad does thinking that time can never catch us Following my nose kinda like my bro Haz does But I'm scared I'll end up in a home like Daz was That dude went mad once, but nah fuck that buzz I'm looking for a little more But shit is raw Cause its just a little short walk to the liquor store A little more to middlemore My mind keeps saying "this is what I'm living for" but my liver isn't sure It's 6 In the mornin' we're about to close the club But we know the owner so we're there until they open up And that's why I'm broke as fuck bank account Golden Duck Blowing bucks on these drugs going nuts tryna' sober up [Verse 2] I woke up Friday morning Lying on the floor in a one man cell He said I punched that CUNTstable How many lies can one man tell And now I'm on probation They got me at rehabilitation Asking for some explanation I said "I just like getting wasted" So don't ask why I'm stoned And look lady I don't know Sign my forms so I can go Cause I got court at 9 tomorrow And if the judge is a bitch I could even jump off a bridge Or go get on it [Hook] Cause I'm an alcoholic and I know [Verse 3] I fuckin' hate this place Fuckin' hate this place more than fuckin' ace of bass Fuck what this lady says I bet she's smoked more Smack than I've ever drunk beer And then she asks me if I been high this week; "fuck yeah!" I've been high like a pilot Why try to deny I won't lie I've been wired Popping E like vitamin c You wanna read my mind like a psychic You really wanna know why I get high "cause I like it" Does it really take a fuckin' Einstein to figure that out? How much more shit can you spit out your fat mouth Who would have known you'd get addicted to crack WOW What a fuckin' breakthrough everybody clap now Just give it up for jack for giving up the crack It's been a whole week since he had a huff and snap Rolled his dead ex-wife in some bubble wrap Filled a duffel bag with all her husband's stuff and gapped, yeah It's been a month and they got nothing back Just a lecture from some alchie in a trucker cap Tryna' to tell me how to me live my life Bro cut the crap Sobriety? what the fuck is that? Can't even spell it bro I fuckin' hate this place like the fuckin' Ellen show Straight up I fuckin' hate this place like fuckin' Babyface And Eric Clapton Nah fuck this shit I ain't even finished this shit Ya know I'm gonna go home and get stoned with some hippie bitch with fucking ankle bracelets PAINT YA TOE NAILS BITCH!