I Am Very Good at Running Cults (Otho) (2018 Cut Song)

Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. It is based on the 1988 film of the same name. The story concerns a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call for help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (pronounced "Beetlejuice"), who is summoned by saying his name three times. One of the new inhabitants is a young girl, Lydia, who is dealing with her mother's death and her neglectful father. The musical had a tryout at the National Theatre, Washington, D.C. in October 2018, prior to opening on Broadway at the Winter Garden Theatre on April 25, 2019. It is produced by Warner Bros. Theatre Ventures (a unit of franchise owner Warner Bros.). Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the show played its final performance at the Winter Garden on March 10, 2020.

My first cult it was crazy Started in the 1980s Just a bunch of local ladies and moi We took acid every day We had, like, sixty-seven babies Yeah, and all of them conceived in the spa To start a new religion It takes a million small decisions Who's gonna do the grocery run? Who's gonna strip and clean the guns? Who's gonna purchase all the beds? Who's gonna look out for the feds? I had an ever-growing hunger (Hunger) I wanted something bigger than that bunker (Bunker) So I gathered up my handmaids Made them drink thе kool-aid Left their bodies rotting in a vault 'Causе I I can not die Oh, I survived You wanna know why? 'Cause I am very good at running cults, uh I like to prey on vulnerable adults, uh He is very good at running cults I am a charismatic man I got salvation in my pants (ooh-ooh) I got a lot of crazy answers I get good results He's really good at running cults He's very good at running cults Yeah he's good at it He's good at it I am very good at running cults He's got a masterplan Also a mini-van Nightly we rock out to Steely Dan Watch the films of Eric Stoltz He's really good at running cults He's very good at running cults Yeah, he's killing it He's killing it I've had many cults since then But every one came to an end Each time I'd kill them, start again, just move on There were stabbings, executions Saran gas, electrocutions Yeah, I did it all dressed in a sarong He was feelin' kind of empty I banged a million chicks but where'd that get me? He was distracted and depressed I tried it all but what was left He couldn't get the continent I was a god but yet I failed He was deep in necrophilia Livin' in a tent when I met Delia With her support I moved to Cali' Worked in Silicon Valley Started up a start-up in a loft Now I, I'll never die I'll live eternal on a server in the sky 'Cause look, I made a box, baby Copy your consciousness across, baby And live forever in a box, baby, baby, baby, a box Uh Your Chinese kiddies in sweatshops baby I got 'em workin' 'round the clock baby They're manufacturing my box baby, baby, baby We are gonna all live forever Just like a tree or children's yoghurt Living in a box (box) Stack up all the bo- (box) -Xes together Down to my store in California stacked in the corner (Exploring space and time at our leisure) No one can day much floating bot bother Uranus Living in a box (box) A patent-pending box (box) For forever For forever I'll meet you at the bar Champagne and caviar You can have sex with my avatar mind as fast as you say "volt" He's really good at running cults He's very good at running cults Yeah, he's good at it He's good at it He is good at running cults Internal life in peace (cults) No pain and no disease (cults) It's always eighty degrees You just need a sweet one-twenty volts He's really good at running cults He's very good at running cults (box) Yeah, he's killing it (box) He's killing it Box