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Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (shawtay, ay) Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (dayum, dayum, dayum!) Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (go, chicken, go!) Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (woo!) (Schmoyoho) Songify your favorite videos (Schmoyoho) Original songs and musicals (Schmoyoho) Makin' the news tolerable (Schmoyoho) And other stuff too Meet the G. Bros! Andrew: The red beard brother Peekin' and creepin' in the bathroom brother Michael: The headgear brother In a spacesuit shoutin' at you brother Evan: The details brother Dated a girl with a bread hand brother Sarah: The female brother Could be thеatrical or a deadpan brother Michael: Thе spectacles brother Sleepin' in a bed of Oreos brother Sarah: No-testicles brother Won't leave the DJ alone brother Andrew: He's a dancin' brother In a basement stabbin' Michael brother Evan: He's a prancin' brother Sometimes a little bit psycho brother Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (on the yo!) Your life is better as a musical (musicals, woo!) Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (on that yo!) A word that everybody on this Earth should know (should know!) Should know (should know!) If you know, you're a schmo (I'm a schmo, you're a schmo!) And everyone asks us what it means It's just a reflection of your dreams It shifts and changes with the wind Bends space and time to its every whim Go, chicken, go! Hide your kids, hide your wife Just do it! Like 1999 I go hard, bi-winning All the way across the sky Get that cash money for one night Oh, DJ play my song now (no!) I was going to the Tosche, Tosche Station Boom! Grab that Jedi, pow! Dayum, dayum, dayum! The acoustics in the bathroom are so grand Dayum, dayum, dayum! The acoustics in the bathroom are so grand I'm backin' up, backin' up, bourbon whiskey Backin' up, backin' up, penguin on me You shall build a turtle fence I'm sorry I rumpled your duvet, but I had to work on that bootay One day I hope I'll find, someone who doesn't mind Bein' embarrassed by me, all of the time Buy a shotgun - Nah! Not today On very thin ice That's a double rainbow' all the way (all the way, woo!) Before you have to up and go (up and go!) Go watch the videos from this video (some videos!) And you can get the tracks too (true!) If that's somethin' that you'd like to do (woo!) And make sure to touch that bell before you go So you don't miss a single video 'Cause if that happened, you'd be sad And we want you to be forever glad Have a great day And a great life Hey-hey, oh, oooh We want you to have The maximum amount of happiness For the maximum amount of time Oh, yeah!