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[Intro] I'm devout to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Quite a mouthful, but I’m confident that you'll be able to keep up with the pace Kinda doubtful of your knowledge except of those geeks out reppin' that name Hi, allow ol’ me to teach you the ropes, kids, my name is Chase [Verse 1] Uh, yeah, yeah, "This is the place!" Latter-day Saint, LDS faith Hi, my name is Chase (Not James?) No (Jake?) No (Shake?) Bro Chase Dahla Billz, okay okay, hey, yo, let's go Straight from the state with the outline of a chipped cracker Ironically, babe, we're about 90% cracker! Yeah I'm a white guy, they're too, reply "Hi" (Hello!) I like pie, green Jell-O likewise "Do you think that you would ever Pray at church or marry my type?" Now you understand that I am that stereotype (a'ight) Keepin' the Lord's commands upright Anti-Nephi-Lehi-like We’re a mighty nice and well-mannered tribe But you know that I’ll arrive MST: Mormon Standard Time (Yeah, where?) You can find us at the Utah pools And at your grandma's funeral potatoes, or on Mutual The dating app most spiritual and beautiful Far better than our Musical Eventually you will find us really quite unusual Shunnin’ your coffee, black tea, cigs and wine with a brutal refusal Um, like, eww-uh! The Word of Wizzum, kids, is What with which I am still livin' in this "so chase" and "splendid" existence CTR, give me a witness! I'm hungry as heck when I'm fastin’ Nevertheless, havin' this impeccable-lookin' visage [Chorus] We welcome y'all to Utah Where we're dedicated to God You may find us quite peculiar But we're sending our love to ya [Verse 2] My supplications Heavenly I thank thee, and pray humbly With every fiber of my being For moisture and safety to my house across the street Bless the casserole and cake to sustain our bodily needs And the new girl in the ward will ask for my digits please (Can I hear an Amen?) Hey, raise your hands Yeah, make it manifest For General Conference (TabCATS!) From St. Geezy to Ogden Y'all already know that modest is hottest! The Highest we acquiesce We're well dressed, gotta impress We're the best this side the West Here's to them Utah mountains! Or was i' mou'in? Wha' is wri'en? Flip, this U'ah accent's trippin' This Sundee down south in Hurricane Quell Crick's rilly got me fillin' thinks Nope no sluffin' (Church) Don't biff it (Hurts) Powdered melk from food storages (Slurp) Sweet sip drives out the bitter devilish Now I be Chasin' them spirits, do you get it? Toast up with it and try our great mixed drinks Sodalicious, Fizz, or, Swig? Yeah, c'mon and take your pick Don't try to taste test that wicked whiskey Toss that tendency till eternity Ain't no need to be losin' any bit of wit With this clean Mormon method of ge-ge-gettin' lit That Hennessy is heresy, and gin is sin Just hand to me that herbal tea and steamed jasmine So I can get for me them millions and billions and trillions Quadrillions, gazillions or maybe more planets Denizens payin' their Dominus up tithing 'cause they're given this prophet, kid Ain't Machiavellian, my pure pavilion is to teach the masses With the eternal companion, wife, I'll inhabit it Oh, "wifies"? Poly? I'll take a crack at it! Wait, what? The religion's banished it? Dagnab it! Back at it! Up up till the endless of Zion's, Angel's top To Empyrean if I could hie to Kolob! (Woo!) [Chorus] We welcome y'all to Utah Where we're dedicated to God You may find us quite peculiar But we're sending our love to ya We welcome y'all to Utah Land of my fathers where I grew up to love A people you may find peculiar But we're sending our love to ya [Verse 3] (Okay, gather 'round) Once upon a time in Happy Valley Keightlyn, Kayleigh, Saydee all liked Cheighcee But it came to pass he learned those fake tans' name spellings So he ran away in frightened haste, "These ladies crazy!" Shops closed on Sunday Whole state Chick-fil-A Why you be clean shaved? Seemin' like wee comely babes (Hey!) RMs tryna NCMO then take them to the temple 'Cause nothing is impossible when you got the Gospel Oh no, oh no, think my horns just shown No no, bro no, hittin' powder means snow Nose goes, Pharaoh hose, washed clean in Mo-mo flow Provo, All-star bros all still soaked to the bone No mojo; clothes: out of the in, G, know 'em Whoa so original! Guys, they're sayin' we're a cult! ¡Estamos locos, vámonos a Beto's! Let's go, let's go, gonna do it for the Lord! Sorry, where were we? I want some Waffle Love Stockton, Malone, and Donovan Mitchell Nothin' superficial, just like my lyrical miracles Ninety-nine essential oils, but um, Bishop, I've none Cryin' eyes, upset, embroiled, when I'm catchin' you cuss Brethren, you could sound eternally more eloquent with "Shucks", "darn", "dang", "flip" and "fetchin'"! Ain't gettin' sent to frickin' heck when Fry sauce is sendin' me to heaven But I'm promisin' repentance Prime rhymes for Divine when forging these hymns A swift six-child or women marriage Rated-G footage binge, skivvies, or beverage The Eternal Life of state flower: "cone-struction" And never ever ever ever no gosh darn swearin' (In front of the parents) [Interlude] Haha! Oh, shhhhhhhh (Shiz the Jaredite) (Shiitake mushrooms) (Shield of faith) [Verse 4] Speakin' of language, ya know them missionaries? And have they visited in your vicinity lately? Wearing a name badge and grin big as chimpanzees Callin' you brother, sister, pedaling bikes and praying? The "Best Two Years" are young, rapping doors, tracting Come preach the Good Word for God's big family gathering Yeah we put in the work of baptism this is spanning Every land and tongue, so let's do it in Japanese! [Verse 5] こんにちゃ〜！ ご存知ですか、キリスト教会？ えっとあのちょっとな 手が放せない チラシだけでええやん？（はい） 日本人やからな（はい） 我々はな（はい、はい） 先祖ずっと仏教入ってんな 「興味がない！」 「興味深い。。。聖書をお願い！」 「神様なんていらっしゃらないぞ！」 「そのような存在を信じたいよ！」 「宗教ってあやしいぞ！」 「信仰で祈りを叶えよう！」 「結構！」「どうぞ！」「帰れよ！」 「バプテスマを受けたいよ！」 伝道はそんなもん 宣教師の凄い生活 モルモン書を読もう！ 神に救われたくねえか？ 日本語話しとる が外人っぽい訛りめっちゃある 人を訪問しきっちゃう けど毎度ありがた迷惑 [Verse 6] ってか、今 Let us switch up The rhythm 'cause my skill is Mormonism conversion Unorthodox lyricism Proselytism via spittin' this 6-minute song 7-minute song? For my Sacrament talk Oh is that too long? Heh, nah! Exorcism hit your demons with confusion This hip hop theism has gotta have its own pièce de résistance For my heritage I'm carried in To capture the rapture "Mormon Rapsody", you better bless faster! Gotta be capable of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' Child of God 'Cause, guess what? I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, clouds trod Deified me be shootin' lightning with amp style, shock y'all Stunning with love, we welcome y'all up to Utah (Dahla, Dahla Billz y'all) I'mma use the Gift of Tongues infused with the tune And a lotta bit of na-na-napalm 破魔なんだ！ 黙れ、魔！ Y'all behold the holiest! I gotta show the godly flow to save ya soul: a "deus ex" An Eagle scout above the clouds A new Μιχαήλ: I'm angel-esque O'er Deseret, pneumatic Trek Without a step I run the land! So give an apology for your atrocities Know the psychology of theology More than a mythology, or a pathology When the creation of His Grace, then By the ideology of soteriology, the Plan of Salvation And revelation, be embodying the Golden philosophy And swallowing the prophecies of Christology because (Let me tell you) [Verse 7] Jesus is the reason for the season when it's freezin' Hark 'em, heed Him, bells are ringin', heralds singin' in Judaea So believe it when I'm preachin' Peter Priesthood gotcha feelin' Like it's Christmas even when it's gettin' Churchy-chill in Chile (Wait, really?) I buy my ice on 9th Like Johnny Lingo, I find my eight-cow wife I'm dope as the Pope or Nelson on the slopes I got my eyes on the Son-rise out the tombstone Light reach through the loophole Fire free, I shoot true though Army keep in fold For when the Lamb calls His hosts With Battalion Hymnals Glory, glory (Glory, glory) Glory, glory (Glory, glory) Glory, Hallelujah! His truth marching forward Glory, glory, Holy War vanquish the evil U, you talk; we don't fumble our Word Be why you got to gain mercy, Hail Mary, change earth Come skrrt on to church Two hours? Hah! Could be worse Feel the burning of the Spirit and the Burnz beat verse Be flirting, I'm converting We're not worthy, but we're verging on the Pearly Gates Hurting on my booty due to gluteoplasty surgery Do it for the girlies! Kumbaya with mama, loving one another Because Utah is just teemin' with the scenes to be seen here Like King's Peak, Fat Cats, skiing or Eureka Or Tooele, that's where we like to…to...uh Oh yeah...there's nothing, huh? We welcome y'all to Utah We welcome y'all to Utah, Alleluia!