Catfish

Lazy stadium night Catfish on the mound 'Strike three,' the umpire said Batter have to go back and sit down Catfish, million-dollar-man Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can Used to work on Mr. Finley's farm But the old man wouldn't pay So he packed his glove and took his arm An' one day he just ran away Catfish, million-dollar-man Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can Come up where the Yankees are Dress up in a pinstripe suit Smoke a custom-made cigar Wear an alligator boot Catfish, million-dollar-man Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can Carolina born and bred Love to hunt the little quail Got a hundred-acre spread Got some huntin' dogs for sale Catfish, million-dollar-man Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can Reggie Jackson at the plate Seein' nothin' but the curve Swing too early or too late Got to eat what Catfish serve Catfish, million-dollar-man Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can Even Billy Martin grins When the Fish is in the game Every season twenty wins Gonna make the Hall of Fame Catfish, million-dollar-man Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can