Jellyfish

[Verse 1] I'm fucking hideous and spiteful When I'm left to my devices I soak my tentacles in ice baths If you feel a draft [Chorus] I'll be home indoors, I'll be home indoors Because I'm wasting away my life And gifts on being a jellyfish [Verse 2] Same thing I wish for every new year 'Cause I'm lazy and a loser They don't come true I'm blaming everyone but myself [Chorus] I'll be home indoors, I'll be home indoors Because I'm wasting away my life And gifts on being a piece of shit [Bridge] Should I go shake out on the sidewalk Or should I stay inside and shine in artificial light If I could I would do it so much better off than try I won't be failing if I don't so I'll sit with stingers ready In case somebody comes To fill my head with petty jealousy And show me all the things I could be doing If I were a vertebrate, but it's comfortable Not wondering at all if I'd have made it [Chorus] Should I have stayed at home in doors I'll be home indoors​ Because I'm wasting away my life And gifts on being a piece of shit I'm being a piece of shit You're right I'm a jellyfish