Last Night

[Verse 1] Last night I told you I loved ya Woke up, blamed it on the vodka I genuinely thought I was dying And I could see that smile you were hiding Last night I told you I need ya That's the last time I drink tequila Super Lemon and his sidekick Salt Kid I start crying and verbally assaulting Last night I asked you to marry me That's when I remembered the brandy I wake up and claim I didn't say it Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas [Chorus] Wish I could stop, but I'm not joking Drinking too much, I'm socially smoking Wish I could stop, start to behave and then Wake up in the morning and never miss a day again [Verse 2] Last night, police had to frisk me In the cells thanks to Bell's fine whisky I think I said too much, like "Do you like my bracelets? Oh wait, they're handcuffs" Last night I said, "I want your babies" Forget the ice, it's not nice to drink Baileys I drink that much that I forget Whatever embarrassing thing I say next You said I got on one knee, and there's no way Unless I'd been drinking, oh wait, Rosé Sailor Jerry's Rum, I think I drank too much Showing randomers way too much love Last night I called you a loser I think that was after flaming sambuca I shouted at you, "Do me a favour" And that's when I fell off the pavement [Chorus] Wish I could stop, but I'm not joking Drinking too much, I'm socially smoking Wish I could stop, start to behave and then Wake up in the morning and never miss a day again [Bridge] 'Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth Wake up in the morning and be in my own house Do one last shot and know when to stop No more photos on Facebook of me doing the robot Know when to leave and when to lock my front door Stop waking up and cheesing in a bed full of people Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend But I'm only young, so I'm not going to pretend [Chorus] I wish I could stop, 'cause I'm not joking I love drinking too much, I'm socially smoking Don't want to stop or learn to behave, amen And I just missed another day again