Love Me Dead

Absolutely WONDERFUL...about a man who cannot escape the woman he loves to despise! We all have love / hate relationships, this is merely a tribute to that "sore spot" in your life! Love STINKS so WONDERFULLY! Love me dead!

[Verse 1] Love me cancerously Like the salt-sore soaked in the sea High-maintenance means you're a gluttonous queen Narcissistic and mean Kill me romantically Fill my soul with vomit then ask me for a piece of gum Bitter and dumb, you're my sugarplum You're awful, I love you [Chorus] She moves through moonbeams slowly She knows just how to hold me And when her edges soften Her body is my coffin I know she drains me slowly She wears me down to bones in bed Must be the sign on my head, it says: "Oh, love me dead!" Love me dead! [Verse 2] You're a faith healer on TV You're an office park without any trees: Corporate and cold, gushing for gold, leave me alone You suck so passionately You're a parasitic psycho, filthy creature finger-banging my heart You call me up drunk, does the fun ever start? You're hideous and sexy [Chorus] She moves through moonbeams slowly She knows just how to hold me And when her edges soften Her body is my coffin I know she drains me slowly She wears me down to bones in bed Must be the sign on my head, it says: "Oh, love me dead!" Love me dead! [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] Love me cancerously Rraat-dot-da-da-da-da! Rraat-dot-da-d-da-da! How's your new boy? Does he know about me? You've got the mark of the beast You're born of a jackal, you're beautiful! [Chorus] She moves through moonbeams slowly She knows just how to hold me And when her edges soften, her body is my coffin I know she drains me slowly She wears me down to bones in bed What 'bout the sign on my head? It says: "Oooh, love me dead!" Love me dead! [Outro] Love me dead! (Rraat-dot-da-da-da-da) Love me deead! Ooooh!Lo-ove mee-ee dead!