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I was a bright kid An erudite kid "And you got fight, kid" That's what they’d say But I liked fabrics Not on the mat hits I'd fashion hat tricks That was my way And I was just nineteen When I walked through the door Of the world's most famous department store I was making those hats Stylin’ those fancy brain caps I was a milliner And on my way I was a top hat conqueror Hamburg hammerer Flippin' flat caps Fat Trilby trampeler Headstrong hankerer Fez, fez, fedora Stetson, pressed-on, fabric-crown former Ascot mascot Cloche aviator Faux fur hater Trim regulator E-Cap(?) champion Scotch bonnet crampion(?) Kickin' snap backs Cap, bowler hat bastion Featherers, the feature for thе finest facsinator Gatsby Panama, fashion navigator Pork pie, baked bеan, berry on top Float her with the boat, a moat, oh man, now don't stop What you sayin' Hatter, you look dapper today Yeah, do the threads that you make sound like the things that you say? What you sayin' Hatter you look dapper today For ten long years, a top top hat hatter But there's somethin' the matter, my brain’s startin’ to scatter Vision's blurred, words slurred Man, I’m losin' my patter Now every rival hatter is beginning to chatter Finally, I stumbled to the doctor, and he asked me, "What's up?" "My hands are tinglin' I can hardly stand up My fingers, my thumbs I’m feelin' all depressed I'm unable to do the thing or two I used to do best" Yeah, before I can go on he says, "Stop" "You're a mess Let me guess You've been workin' in a hat shop It's rigged It's a gyp It's the chemical dip It's the brew that they stew to make the soft felt fit Everytime you breathe in and your pupils dilate, you're feelin' the effects of the mercurous nitrate You absorb it through your fingers And you feel it through your bones And the only way to treat it? God knows!" What's the matter Hatter? You look shattered and battered You're fallin' apart Yeah, and your life is in tatters What's the matter Hatter? You look shattered today It's not me It's the mercury (Make it go away) The mercury (Make it go away) The mercury (Make it go away) It's not me It's the mercury (Make it go away) The mercury (Make it go away) The mercury (Make it go away) And now I've obtained a neurological error An uncontrollable tremor Sh-sh-sh-shakin' with terror No matter how I endeavor N-Naw, it's not gettin' better Can't keep it together Will I be like this forever? It's the hat shakes I guess it's my mistake That mercurous nitrate has sealed my fate And now my friends have turned their backs on me Rejected by society Lost my job Ran away to start a new community And I named it Wonderland A promised land Can you understand that? Livin' in the woods So much easier there Everyday, just sippin' tea Just me, The Door Mouse, and The Hare We weren't aware that our time was runnin' out We never did no one no harm No doubt But other people found us weird and feared my curious look Next thing, I'm drugged up, locked down in Ladrington Brook It's not me It's the mercury (Make it go away) The mercury (Make it go away) The mercury (Make it go away) It's not me It's the mercury (Make it go away) The mercury (Make it go away) The mercury (Make it go away) This curious mercurious nitrate's got me furious This curious mercurious nitrate's got me furious This curious mercurious nitrate's got me furious It's not me It's the mercury (Make it go away) The mercury (Make it go away) The mercury (Make it go away) (This curious mercurious nitrate's got me furious) (This curious mercurious nitrate's got me furious) (This curious mercurious nitrate's got me furious) (What's the matter, Hatter? You look shattered and battered. You're fallin' apart. Yeah, and your life is in tatters) (What's the matter, Hatter? You look shattered today.) I was a bright kid An erudite kid I was a milliner And on my way