Valhalleluja

[Verse 1: Potowotominimak & Flowing Chords] I am drowning in a sea of desperation And I sing a prayer to my Lord Away from hope and systembolaget And I sing a prayer to my Lord I pray, I pray, yes I pray to my Lord I was down on my knees Permafrost on my feet I was begging in tears my holy Lord - Odin [Verse 2: Potowotominimak & Flowing Chords] Hear our prayer, philanthropic Odin Guitar tech of Amon Amarth Viking-friendly, Slayer of the Giants Guitar tech of Hammerfall as well For the plunder and the rape, we sing to you Valhalleluja For the chopping of the heads, we praise you Odin, our Lord For Normandy, Britannia, Greenland, Scandinavia sing Valhalleluja But for Nicaragua, Azerbaijan we don't sing at all... We don’t know where they are! [Chorus: Flowing Chords] Valhalleluja Valhalleluja Valhalleluja Valhalleluja [Bridge 1: Flowing Chords] (Shema Yiggrdasil) שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל (Shema Yiggrdasil) שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל (Odinai Eloheinu) אוֹדינַי אֵלוהֵינוּ⁠ (Odinai Ehad) אוֹדינַי אֶחַד [Verse 3: Angus McFife & Flowing Chords] Hear my voice, this is Odin calling you Times have changed, I'm a Gentlegod No more war, just design of furniture Master of IKEA Just like Jesus I'm a carpenter Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor Gloria patri furnituribus In nomine IKEA! For the BEDDINGE and the KIVIK sing with me Valhalleluja For the wooden TV bench with storage space and paper foil For the pencils and the horse-meatballs, we sing Valhalleluja The ergonomics and the quality of your chairs Are second to none [Chorus: Flowing Chords] Valhalleluja Valhalleluja Valhalleluja Valhalleluja [Bridge 2: Potowotominimak & Flowing Chords] Our Father Odin Who art in IKEA We understood your message We are here to worship your creation Please listen to our prayer VITTSJÖ (Everybody) VITTSJÖ (All together) Laptop stand, black-brown, tempered glass (pray for the comfort) KNOPPARP - Ora pro nobis (Come on) KNOPPARP - Ora pro nobis (Pray for your kitchen) Small sofa with a big heart and a perfect fit (With a big heart for the living room) BESTÅ TV - Ora pro nobis BESTÅ TV - Ora pro nobis Bench with doors, black-brown, grey-green (Making furniture great again) SLATTUM - Ora pro nobis SLATTUM - Ora pro nobis Upholstered bed frame, Knisa light grey (Knisa grey is better than Sasha Grey) [Chorus: Flowing Chords] Valhalleluja Valhalleluja Valhalleluja Valhalleluja Gloria, gloria Let us pray to Odin our Lord Valhalleluja Valhalleluja Valhalleluja Valhalleluja Falegn-amen Let us pray to Odin our Lord Let us pray to Odin our Lord Let us pray to Odin our Lord Amen