PLEASE STOP CALLING ME GAY

[Intro] Please stop calling me gay I touched a willy in high school once And it was just a little mistake So please stop calling me gay [Verse 1] I swear I love vagina And I love to touch that pussy I kissed two girls before and it felt really good Because they were women and not men 'Cause I'm not gay Penises are for faggots Penises are for gays Penises are disgusting So please stop calling me gay I love to have sex With women with big breasts I don't have sex with men 'Cause if I did that would make me gay (Yeah) [Bridge] Please stop calling me gay Please stop calling me gay You are hurting my feelings Please stop calling me gay [Verse 2] Let me make this clear 'cause I do not lick willies I went to summer camp and I touched a girl's boob 'Cause I'm not gay See me licking that pussy It feels really good and it feels really gooshy I do not have proof but I swear I've touched a pussy I like to have sex with cunts I like to have sex with slits I like to have sex with coin slots Not fucking dicks If I had sex with a dick That would make your point valid But I love fucking that pussy And I'm not a faggot So please stop calling me gay So please stop calling me gay Please stop calling me gay Please stop calling me gay [Outro] Please stop calling me gay I touched a willy in high school once And it was just a little mistake So please stop calling me gay