Princess Rap Battle

[ANNOUNCER] Snow White versus Elsa! Let the rap battle begin! [SNOW WHITE] It’s not lame that my aim here’s to tell you the truth I’ll hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame The fact that you can’t claim the same is really a shame I’m the original princess, you’re a copy of a copy I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy I’m fragile but agile, rarely cross I am sweet, you can tweet, I’m a treat, like a boss [ELSA] Who the hell are you to step to me? An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency You got no skills ‘cause you’re focused on your looks And let’s get to what was up with you and those seven schnooks (Hi, ho!) I’ve heard you sing – it’s a high-pitched chirp You’re dopey [SNOW] You’re grumpy [ELSA] You’re a bashful twerp That squeaky, meek demeanor is an awful choice I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice [SNOW WHITE] Um, you should know, that’s not singing, you’re just yelling At least now I can’t hear the mean lies you’re telling You could’ve agreed with your sister from the start But no, you’re the one who’s really got a frozen heart You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it Had the chance to do better, but like a porn star, you blew it As for your powers, they’re hardly legit You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit Does it really count as magic if when you let it go The only thing that moves is ice and snow? I talk to animals and it always impresses You’re just a blonde snow-blower in sparkly dresses [ELSA] That’s right, manipulating snow, I’m the best at that game Which means you’re under my control ‘cause that’s your stupid name And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? (Duh) And who needs a man to save and kiss ya? I’m savvy, strong, single, and so independent You’re the weakest role model while I am transcendent You’re a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest I’m the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean You’re one ditzy princess, I’m a motherfucking queen