Let's Have A Kiki

"Let's Have a Kiki" peaked at #1 on the U.S. Billboard Hot Dance Club Songs Chart in the Autumn of 2012.

[Intro: Jake Shears] What's up? it's Pickles; leave a message [Intro: Ana Matronic] Hey, I'm calling you back, ooh, she's been a bitch tonight! And by "bitch," I mean this rain, no cabs nowhere. So I had to put on the wigs and the heels and the lashes and the eairh An atake the train to the club And you know that MTA should stand for "Motherfuckers Touching my Ass." So then I get to the club looking like a drowned, harassed rat and I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door, but our friend, Johnny Five-Oh. Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the par-tee. So no fee for me, I don't even know what's the tea So I hope you're up girl 'cause we are all coming over Lock the doors, lower the blinds, fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels 'cause I know exactly what we need [Chours] Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have a kiki Motherfucker I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve And work and turn and h-h-honey [Verse] A kiki is a party For calming all your nerves We're spilling tea and dishing just desserts one may deserve And though the sun is rising Few may choose to leave So shade that lid And we'll all bid Adieu to your ennui [Chorus] Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have a kiki Motherfucker I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve And work and turn and h-h-honey [Bridge] Oh! what a wonderful kiki... This kiki is marvelous (Work it girl) EEwww, you know girl, we were sitting back Here just having a kiki Kiki, So-So, Oui Oui, Non Non Kiki, So-So, Oui Oui, Non Non Kiki, So-So, Oui Oui, Non Non Kiki, So-So, Oui Oui, Non Non [Chorus] Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have a kiki Motherfucker I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve And work and turn and h-h-honey Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have a kiki Hunt,y drop her I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Boots, ten, queen Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve And work and turn and h-h-honey