My Little Honda 50

[Chorus] Oh, my little Honda 50 She's rapid and she's nifty She'll get you away from the guards any day Oh, my little Honda 50 She's rapid and she's nifty She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day [Verse 1] Well I bought her in the buy and sell in 1992 A travelling man in a caravan said, "This is the bike for you!" He was looking for £100; Well I gave him eighty-two Well, I took her for a spin on the Kinegad Road and by God she fucking flew! [Chorus] Oh, my little Honda 50 She's rapid and she's nifty She'll get you away from the guards any day Oh, my little Honda 50 She's rapid and she's nifty She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day [Verse 2] Well I drove her into Newbridge, I was looking for a couple of parts Like alloy wheels, and nitros, and a new push button start Then I headed down to Robertstown to drop in for a beer Eighty-five over the bridge in fucking second gear! [Chorus] Oh, my little Honda 50 She's rapid and she's nifty She'll get you away from the guards any day Oh, my little Honda 50 She's rapid and she's nifty She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day [Verse 3] I was heading out from Robertstown going towards Timahoe When I saw the guards behind me, Sargent Kelly, don't you know I said, "Oh fuck! Just my luck", and I hit the old nitro By the time they'd hit [?] I was in Timahoe! [Chorus] Oh, my little Honda 50 She's rapid and she's nifty She'll get you away from the guards any day Oh, my little Honda 50 She's rapid and she's nifty She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day