This Christmas

Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa la la la la, la la la la Tis the season to be jolly Fa la la la la, la la la la... Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Oh my God, it's here, this awful time of year How I hate the snow is falling Wealthy neighbors bragging about the gifts they're getting Hey Jack! They say, let me take a guess now! You're getting K-Mart clothes again! And then, I had a revelation! This is my chance to sew their lips clean shut with fear Because... This Christmas, I'll burn it to the ground! This Christmas, Santa's skipping town! This Christmas, everything will change, when they see the flames This Christmas day! Christmas lights alive, lighting up the night Meanwhile I'm inside my room, conniving though the cheer and laughter that resumes Tonights the night, I have to do it right now! So, I will strike when all's asleep And creep, sneaking through your chimney! Saint Nic is gone for now Up on the housetop, gifts are mine! Kiss your Christmas tree goodbye! Because... This Christmas, I'll burn it to the ground! This Christmas, Santa's skipping town! This Christmas, everything will change, when they see the flames This Christmas day! Oh, make fun of me, will you?! Well I'll show you what true misery feels like! You see, as my idol once said Everything burns! Hey everyone! Look outside your window! I have a surprise for you! Imagine this One thousand gifts, and sixteen trees all lay in a heap in a cul-de-sac I strike my match, and I blaze the trail of gasoline This Christmas I'm ending the game This Christmas What a bright shame This Christmas Because... This Christmas, I'll burn it to the ground! This Christmas, Santa skipping town! This Christmas, everything will change, when they see the flames This Christmas day!