Cake

[Verse 1] I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what's best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes I want a girl with the right allocations Who's fast and thorough and sharp as a tack She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair She's touring the facility and picking up slack [Chorus] I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket [Verse 2] I want a girl who gets up early (Gets up early) I want a girl who stays up late (Stays up late) I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity (Uninterrupted) Who uses a machete to cut through red tape With fingernails that shine like justice And a voice that is dark like tinted glass She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack She is touring the facility and picking up slack [Chorus] I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket [Verse 3] I want a girl with a smooth liquidation (Smooth liquidation) I want a girl with good dividends (Good dividends) At Citibank we will meet accidentally (Meet accidentally) We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen She wants a car with a cupholder armrest She wants a car that will get her there She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler Le Baron [Chorus] I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket