Ode To The Bouncer

[Intro] Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do [Verse 1] No, I haven't had no dope Lift up the velvet rope Mr. Doorman, stop teasing I'm freezing out here See, I've got friends inside It's my birthday tonight And I'm not wearing trainers Not to mention knickers It's futile to debate With St. Peter at the gate Made of protein milkshake And low carb intake 'Cause all in all you're just Another prick at the door [Chorus] Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do Bouncer, hey bouncer Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer I just gotta dance right now, it's critical Bouncer, bouncer [Verse 2] Ooh, bouncer, empowered and aroused I see it in your trousers And in the way you browse her (Look she's in!) What?! Her dress is up to waterline Bitch is clearly borderline Nose as white as Snow White's, in moonlight We stand in awe, in front of Another prick at the door [Chorus] Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do Bouncer, hey bouncer Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer I just gotta dance right now, it's critical Bouncer, bouncer [Verse 3] So you can play karate You thick illiterati I'm a black belt in life So go home to your ugly wife! You forgot, in your wisdom The window to the ladies' room A whole new possibility For a cat like me [Chorus] Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do Bouncer, hey bouncer Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer I just gotta dance right now, it's critical