All The Old Things

[Dance, Dance by Fall Out Boy] "Hey dude, aren't you like hella stoked for Neck Deep to come on?" "Oh yeah dude, it’s like a mix of The Story So Far and Knuckle Puck!" "Ah, so tight, dude!" "I know, dude!” [My Own Worst Enemy by Lit] Yeah! [Fat Lip by Sum 41] Storming through the kitchen just to find a jar of mayo While I'm packing lunch for a trip on my Winnebago As a kid, made it big, and they all knew me by name My old punk rock band got me money and fame [The Rock Show by blink-182] Hanging out at the golf course on the weekend Acting chummy, trading stocks with my best friends I had to pick up my prescription at the drugstore I remember it’s the first time that I realized [I'm Just a Kid by Simple Plan] I'm getting old, and life is a nightmare I'm getting old, I just found my first gray hair Nobody cares, 'cause all the kids in today’s pop- [1985 by Bowling for Soup] Punk scene were born after 19, 19, 1999, 1999... [You're Gonna Go Far, Kid by The Offspring] I won’t say goodbye, I’m getting older all the time And though I’m not as relevant, my old songs are pretty sweet [Honestly by Cartel] Please don't mind what I’m trying to say, 'cause I I like the nostalgia when I hear you [Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects] Tell me my band is here to stay Even though we don't wanna change Modern musicians Really freakin’ blow [Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne] I was once full of joy, what happened to Fall Out Boy? They’re not the band that they once were Now they’re all superstars, forgot about their guitars Those days have turned into one big blur... [Everything Is Alright by Motion City Soundtrack] Give me a reason to go see a doctor To schedule a date for a prostate exam [My Friends Over You by New Found Glory] It might hurt to piss It doesn’t mean that I will go You better keep your thumb away from me Don’t tell me I’m at that age, and [Don't Call Me White by NOFX] Don’t call me old, don’t call me old Don’t call me old, don’t call me old [The Anthem by Good Charlotte] I don’t even relate to the youth I don't wanna do the things they do I'm never gonna get the memes they make And I don't ever wanna, I don’t ever wanna [American Idiot by Green Day] Be a millennial idiot They all like that boy band from Australia Why should I cater to their entitlement? Those selfish little pampered millennials [Misery Business by Paramore] Whoa, you should speak for yourself You’re not the only old-school Warped band Whoa, I’m pushing 30, doing well for myself And I’m still pretty relevant [Dear Maria, Count Me In by All Time Low] I got your drift, girl Female singer, count me in 'Cause I realize now why all these artists Don’t end up has-beens [The Middle by Jimmy Eat World] It might take some time A little bit of planning with my record label Everything, everything will be just fine Collaborate with Taylor Swift, we’ll just sell out, sell out [Sugar, We're Goin' Down by Fall Out Boy] Drop a song on YouTube You should all sit back, watch closely as I go mainstream We're selling out now, and we’re changing our sound Much bigger than the early 2000s I'll chart as number one on Billboard I’ve lost some respect, but I’ll just ignore it [Ocean Avenue by Yellowcard] If I could travel time, things would get better Relive the glory days of rock forever [All The Small Things by blink-182] (If I could travel time) Say it ain't so, it will not grow (Things would get better) I need a moment, in the bathroom (Relive the glory days) I know I still can be your thrill (And rock forever) The night will go on, the night will go on My little blue pill...