Sad Soundtracks
Sword Art Online
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[Intro] Happy New Year Mega Ran, K-Murdock May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions [Verse 1] Ay yo, 2016 was a year to remember Some new hardware dropped, and plenty new contenders And no one exactly ran away with the crown So without further ado, yo, let's break this down Nintendo had a year that was strange to predict They stopped producing Wii U’s and announced the Switch Their biggest releases weren’t even games that I would get Played one level of Mario on the iOS Sony announced 50 million PS4’s sold Xbox One sales are about half Oculus and Vive hit the market this year And the verdict's still out on if VR is trash Disney quit software, which was pretty sad Because the Disney Infinite games actually are kinda rad Mighty No. 9 finally hit the stores Developers didn’t step up, and neither did the scores Fans wanted Megaman, but they didn’t listen But I did the ending credits theme so all is forgiven Overall games were still intense But I noticed the increase in use of quick time events Sequelitis is common, as usual, quite expected We got new Titanfalls, Dishonoreds, Deus Ex's Street Fighter V dropped, and I have to say Congratulations to Capcom selling half a game Ha, quite a hustle if you can manage to pull it off And they did, cause I bought it, it’s not bad at all A lot of disappointment but one game I know was hot Blizzard's dope shooter, that would be Overwatch Great graphics, and super smooth controls Huge bright characters, and fun game modes Great team mechanics, you can pick up and go Bastion’s kinda OP, and Roadhogg’s pretty slow But I main Mercy, so I can support the team But I get kills too, her pistol is pretty mean But yo, solo play's a nightmare I'm looking for a group, really, well let me get back to this [Verse 2] Thought the game of the year would be No Man's Sky They promised a lot of cool things but bro man lied Took it back in 2 days please don't ask why Hello Games made some updates, but man it’s too late Stardew Valley had great balance Salt And Sanctuary Hyper Light Drifter were quite a challenge Final Fantasy 15 shut down the haters, or as I like to call it, Boy Band Simulator, but I really enjoyed it, I thought the hype was justified So anyone on the fence, I’d say it’s worth a try Pokemon Go, was a certified hit Took the world by storm then Pokemon went But that short burst would pay dividends soon On the November release of Pokemon Sun and Moon Mafia 3 had some wonky controls But great story, and killing racists - downright gold Watch Dogs 2 inspiration was iffy The lead character looked familiar, hm, Richie? But I love the fact the lead cat was Black And Dual Core’s All The Things made the soundtrack Uncharted 4 was like watching a movie Star Wars Battlefront looked great but was booty Kids down voted every CoD trailer And everybody swore the new game would be a failure But, lo and behold, Infinite Warfare Activision made loot, didn’t sweat it or care I like Battlefield one, but online was a mess to me And I can’t front I’m still playing Destiny And as for me, you know I played a lot of shows Like the UK, Scotland, Paris, and Tokyo, released a mixtape, stayed out of prison, and my podcast got it’s 10,000th listen! I met Aisha Tyler, I made a lot of rounds I made a lot of friends, even dropped a couple pounds working on the next album, making sure it’s fire I might be getting older but not ready to retire Presently, Ran stay ready to rock steadily And if it isn’t bringing you up, you gotta let it be I pray that your endeavors forever be heavenly Peace out kids, here’s to 2017 I'm gone