The Joker

[Intro Superstar Bandman, Superstar Bandman as Billie D, Superstar Bandman as OG] “I ain’t know that nigga Billie was in here. Aye.” “What dawg?” “I heard you said you can out rap me.” “Nigga I can I wasn’t lying.” “Nigga no you can’t boy.” “Nigga you just rapping, you just rapping you not even going nowhere with it boy stop playing.” “Nigga I rap better than you so what is you talking about!?” “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on. How about y’all just rap right here ok right in front of the camera. Right during the interview don’t throw no shots at each other. Just rap, Billie you go first then let B spit after that. You spit a 16 and then he go.” “Let that nigga go then dawg.” “Alright, alright let me go. Look...aye yeah....wait hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.” “Go nigga!” “Hold on nigga, hold on.” “Come on!” “Alright come on.” [Verse 1: Billie] They call me Billie cause I swipe them giffies like the Grinch Call me LBJ I’m the starting 5 you the bench Pass a broke nigga they smell me they like dang what's that stench Niggas singing like Montana I talk money sound like French If a nigga talking we can meet up like it's track Ain't talking Saints Row but I keep that Johnny Gat Have a nigga running home like he swinging with a bat All these fifties on me looking like your wifey cootie cat Hold on to the money like a bear hug giving out fades nigga that’s a free haircut How my dog catch a play call that nigga Air Bud this ain’t bluetooth we is not about to pair up Balling like Barkley play a nigga like Chuck pull up come match and the stick gone light you White sticks white ice hockey with a white puck swipe a facecard I’m a King just like Tut Money on my teeth like floss put him on a tee like a cross Take a nigga chain like a loss got her on my meat like sauce On your wife lip no gloss spitting fire fast like nos Play Imma toss Imma Moss Ricky Ross I'm a boss and you know the flow cost [Interlude: Superstar Bandman, Superstar Bandman as Billie D, Superstar Bandman as OG] “Wow. That was actually pretty good I really like that, yeah.” “Duh nigga you know me.” “That was good.” “Come on man that’s too easy.” “Alright Bandman, you’re up now.” “Alright check me out man.” “So, go right ahead.” [Verse 2: Bandman] They call me Superstizzle Bandmizzle Scammizzle For shizzle my nizzle on her teeth like a bristle Got that green Tom Izzo break you down like a chisel Shots tickle hit your mans with 20 cent 4 nickel And my money changing colors like its Uno Boy don’t you know spit that fire like Im Zuko Dropping in and out your girly man they treat her like she juco I ain’t talking about the planet but I swear you off that Pluto You’s a poodle I’m so brutal up that toaster for that strudel Boy I’m no joke ("Why the chicken cross the road?") Boy so I can stack that money until it never fold On y’all niggas necks sleeping on me that’s a sleeper hold Music so dope bag it up then I get it sold Why these niggas gotta stab me in my binack In a minute Imma go and cop a ginat M.I.A. they like Bandman where you been at Like I said in that stu cooking crinack [Interlude: Superstar Bandman, Superstar Bandman as Billie D, Superstar Bandman as OG] “Ok ok I’m feeling it ok. Cooking dope in the stu alright I’m feeling both of them.” “I wasn’t even trying for real bro.” “I’m feeling both of y’all verses so far. Billie you ready?” “Nigga that’s light work bro I got it.” "Spit another one spit...do like a 20.” “I got it.” “You got one? You another one?” “Yeah, yeah bro straight off the tizzop.” “Alright, come on then dog.” “Alright.” [Verse 3: Billie D] Man I swear that round one was some light work If a nigga talking tough then I might murk Rocking buffies seeing broke make my sight hurt 4-5 hit you 9 times nigga if you like Curt Broke in the game just like some intruders calling me Billie I thought that you knew this Dressing up niggas like funeral suiters we Beef over cake and stop calling me Brutus 11 and Curry I swear that they shooters leaving that school and I’m teaching like tutors Bowls of that chicken I’m working for Hooters stepping on niggas I treat them like scooters Billie eat beats up just like a fajita niggas get cold then I’m upping the heater Bankroll up on me it look like a pita baking these niggas I feel like Anita Moving too fast man I feel like a cheetah stay on the low I’m a vet like two seater She on the Edge and I call that girl Lita rocking these buffs I can’t see you John Cena All of these Franklins I feel like Aretha feel like Nasir when I’m spitting that Ether He can’t out rap me you can’t do it either need some space from her get back and delete her Don’t deal with flunkies get back at the leader money is older than Mother Theresa When my girl balling I’m calling her Lisa all of these pieces I’m working for Visa Got more cheese than the school bus you getting on David Blaine with the chopper get a nigga gone Like it’s Call of Duty lay you down like you going prone All these niggas singing snitching nigga better watch your tone [Verse 4: Bandman] Let me put your circle on some cheese call that pepperoni Married to the game holy matrimony cheese with no macaroni All bologna you’s a phony fake boss Don Maroni Ceremony by my lonely eat these rappers like some Coney Ball like Kobe y’all a picnic and I’m Yogi 2 twin Glocks like Zack & Cody water diamonds where my floaty She be stroking like a bogey eat the beat up like a hoagie Diamonds dance like hokey pokey want that gold just like a trophy Hit a nigga with that doowop stacking guwap you just crew hop Boy I’m too hot spit sick bars like some xannies need a flu shot Call me 2pac when I hit you up hit you in your rooftop This a new knot I just blew my money so these hundreds blue now When it come to money I’m Hoodini thotties rub me like a genie On y’all heads just like a beanie eat these rappers like panini Swear your thotty was a freebie she my friend I call her Phoebe 3 ball on me ain’t no CP while your pockets screaming feed me Blending in just like a ghillie Bandman do this willie nillie Free Gates I say really really cause these niggas really silly Diamonds make the summer chilly man I’m tryna stack a Billie You need pads like a lily d up cause I’m killing Bille [Outro: Superstar Bandman, Superstar Bandman as Billie D, Superstar Bandman as OG] “Ew.” “Nigga.” “Am I lying nigga?” “I said no shots but-” “Yes nigga.” “Boy come on dog.” “I had to let him keep going I ain’t wanna stop him. He was going ham.” “He did alright.” "This nigga hating again bro.” "You guys both did great you guys need to you know start doing more together you know.” “I don’t know about all that but…” “Nigga.” “You guys really do good you know coming up off each other when y’all rapping.” “Man it don’t really matter to me we can go in the stu it don’t really matter we can make something happen. It’s whatever to me.” “Bandman he offering it to you, what do you say?” “I guess we can get in there dog. I guess we can get in there B, once my interview over we can go in there dog.” “Y’all heard it here first Bandman and Billie D will be getting in the stu after this interview.” “Bars nigga, that was straight bars right there nigga.”