Funplex

I'm a pleasure seeker, shoppin' for a new distraction I'm a pleasure seeker, lookin' for some platinum action I'm a pleasure seeker, movin' to the muzak I'm a pleasure seeker, lookin' for the real thing Chandalabra's in a wonderbra Dress Barn runway, a real draw Faster pussycat, thrill, thrill I'm at the mall on a diet pill Oh, broke my heart at the funplex Yes you did, yes you did Oh, broke my heart at the funplex Yes you did, yes you did The Taco Tiki Hut is where we ought to meet Underneath the chandelier at the ATM machine Oh honey, is it all about money? Hey Lady What? What lady? That lady? No! Private property, hippy be quiet Your peace sign t-shirt could cause a riot Faster, faster, can't get enough What the hell will I do with this stuff? I'm your daytime waitress at the Taco Tiki Hut I'm your daytime waitress here's your stupid 7-Up You kicked my heart going up and down the escalator You blew me off and now you've lost the real thing Oh, broke my heart at the funplex Yes you did, yes you did Oh, broke my heart at the funplex Yes you did, yes you did You know fashion frenzy (Panic at the funplex) Gets me higher and higher No will power and my wallet's on fire (Panic at the funplex) Fashion frenzy gets me higher and higher No will power and my wallet's on fire Oh, broke my heart Oh, broke my heart Panic at the funplex Faster, Faster, Thrill, Thrill Too much to do It's time for a pill Oh, broke my heart Panic at the funplex Misery at the funplex And there's too much sex The world is going to hell!!! (Panic at the FunPlex) And WHAT is that HORRIBLE Smell??? Faster, faster, thrill, thrill Too much to do It's time for a pill