Get Me'ome
The Born Liars
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[Intro] EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! DONALD TRUMP! VERSUS! HILLARY CLINTON! BEGIN! [Verse 1: Hillary Clinton] Thank you for choosing me as your nominee! I thought this would be harder, honestly But here we are, one step away From a woman taking the global stage! So America now has two options One who we know can get the job done But caution one's an orange hot head conman trying to buy our problems! This is my domain, it’s eminent You won the base of the confederate’s electorate The way you’ve acted with arrogance proves your temper Meant you don’t have the temperament! America needs some feminine leading From a mother, a wife’s kind of healing The most qualified candidate in history will break your face like a glass ceiling! [Verse 2: Donald Trump] Our country’s in crisis And the Democrats nominate the founder of ISIS There’s no time to be nice anymore Terrorists are knocking right on our doors Crooked Hillary might be above the law But she won’t be above my border I’m the enforcer Donald J. Trump is bringing a new world order If it’s too PC to diss the Queen of the left wing Media Elites Then Trump will be her personal server -- One that she can’t delete by the way, believe me! A vote for me in the end Is a promise my slogan will start making sense Hillary for the pillory! "LOCK HER UP" to make "America Great Again"! [Verse 3: Hillary] America is already great Don’t let a privileged rich man tell you it ain't Your vision of the good old days Is when hard working citizens used to be slaved in chains! You’re too vague Your campaign is one short statement Based on shameless racist hatred Who knew such a small man Could be such a bigot ignoramus? We got our hope and change but now the term has ended We need a vessel to secure our path of progression But this liar is feeding these racist meme henchmen What kind of decent businessman Puts his own team against him? But what difference does it make If your twitter account becomes the head of state? You’d go bankrupt in the first hundred days With that judgment, you’ll fumble our country away! If those tiny fingers are on the button You’ll ignore that this world is unaffordable You say that I’m Satan? I’ll send you to hell in a hand basket of your deplorables [Bernie:] Where is my fair share of raps that I earned? If Bernie got a turn you would all "Feel the Bern"! [Trump:] The system is rigged! Ladies and Gentlemen! Just look at this poor communist [Bernie:] Um.. I’m a Democratic Socialist.. [Trump:] You were hopeless, it was obvious! [Verse 4: Trump] So for every vote that didn’t count You can’t complain if you help them out If I lose this race, that’s it! Both Mexico and Hillary are going to pay for it! You’re disqualified to be president 'Cause you’re lying more than Ted ever did If you take away the vagina you wouldn’t last one day as a candidate! This race is getting tighter, which is terrific, it’s great, who would have known? Since your husband loves them women when they’re going down the poles! This hack will cough our country away The first lady to croak the first day While I’m running on both my fan base my brand name This crippled witch will be walking with Kaine I’m no conspiracy theorist But there might be some tyranny near us I’m not saying Hillary’s a terrorist But she’s probably a terrorist So there is only one strong man, only one wall plan Only one Trump to singlehandedly bring jobs back An American, I’m proud to be! A politician, you have to be While Americans were stranded and counting on you, you were sound asleep, just counting sheep! The United States is the master race When these illegals pack and get shipped away There'll be so much winning! You'll get bored-er and bored-er of winning! [Outro: Trump, Ronald Reagan] “Mr. Trump, tear down this wall." What? Hello? Who said that? What? They make -- they make this stuff up! All these crooked journalists, they make EVERYTHING up about Trump! Believe me, you'll call me Donald Reagan!