Chelsea Dagger

According to the Chelsea Dagger Songfacts, lead singer Jon Fratelli (real name: John Lawler), wrote this for his wife, who worked as an exotic dancer with the stage name Chelsea. Her real name is Heather. The song title "Chelsea Dagger" is a play on "Britney Spears." (Chelsea : Britney :: Dagger : Spear) The song is notably used as the goal music for the NHL team the Chicago Blackhawks.

[Intro] Oh! [Refrain] Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do [Verse 1] Well, you must be a girl with shoes like that She said, "You know me well" I seen you and little Steven and Joanna 'Round the back of my hotel, oh yeah Someone said you was asking after me But I know you best as a blagger I said, "Tell me your name, is it sweet?" She said, "My boy, it's Dagger", oh yeah (Woo!) [Chorus] I was good, she was hot, stealin' everything she got I was bold, she was over the worst of it Gave me gear; thank you, dear, bring your sister over here Let her dance with me just for the hell of it [Refrain] Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do [Verse 2] Well, you must be a boy with bones like that She said, "You got me wrong" I would've sold them to you if I could've Just to have kept the last of my clothes on, oh yeah Call me up, take me down with you when you go I could be your regular belle And I shall dance for little Steven and Joanna 'Round the back of my hotel, oh yeah (Woo!) [Chorus] I was good, she was hot, stealin' everything she got I was bold, she was over the worst of it Gave me gear; thank you, dear, bring your sister over here Let her dance with me just for the hell of it [Instrumental Break] [Bridge] Chelsea, Chelsea, I believe That when you're dancing slowly, sucking your sleeve The boys get lonely after you leave It's one for the Dagger and another for the one you believe Chelsea, I believe That when you're dancing slowly, sucking your sleeve The boys get lonely after you leave It's one for the Dagger, another for the one you believe [Outro] (Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do) One you believe (Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do) Oh no no no no (Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do) (Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do) (Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do) (Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do) Hey hey hey! (Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do) (Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do)