I'm On A Boat

"I'm on a Boat" is a single from The Lonely Island's debut album Incredibad, and was also featured as a Saturday Night Live Digital Short. The song features R&B singer T-Pain. The song, produced by Wyshmaster, is a parody of many rap video cliches. The music video reached number one on YouTube in February 2009 and was number one on the U.S. iTunes music video chart. The Lonely Island has also performed the song live on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon with The Roots filling in for T-Pain. The video opens with Andy Samberg — who is sitting at the kitchen table with bandmates Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone — pouring cereal into a bowl. To his delight, a coupon for a free boat ride for three falls out of the box. After pondering who will go with him, Samberg picks Schaffer but skips over Taccone in favor of the previously unseen singer T-Pain. The three men are next seen atop the yacht Never Say Never in Biscayne Bay, Florida dressed in tuxedos as Samberg announces that they are about to set sail on a boat. The video frequently shows flashes of the left-out Taccone at comparatively mundane places, like "at Kinko's straight flippin' copies" or lifting a parking ticket from his car. The rap portion of the video places the three throughout the boat and in varying attire, including full tuxedos, a flight suit, traditional sailor costumes, white naval uniforms and typical casual and formal resort wear. The song features an aggressive delivery of the lyrics which are peppered with strong profanity throughout while making simple proclamations, ranging from the ridiculous ("I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips") to the mundane ("I've got a nautical-themed pashmina afghan") to the inane ("This boat engine make noise"). The video concludes with a wide shot of the entire boat. The song and video parody the opulence and profanity typically flaunted in popular rap videos. Billboard said the song "takes hip-hop boasting to its most absurd extreme," while the New York Times called it a "sendup of triumphant materialism." The parody is extended in the inclusion of T-Pain, known to sing the hook line in many rap songs, with his trademark use of Auto-Tune. Additionally, the video's intro resembles that of Akon's "I'm So Paid" video, especially the scene in which Akon is standing on the front of the boat. The song makes allusions to various events, people and other elements from pop culture. The song quotes Kevin Garnett as saying "Anything is possible!" — an exclamation he made after the 2008 NBA Finals. Samberg visually and lyrically references Leonardo DiCaprio's scene in the 1997 film Titanic, where on the bow of the ship, DiCaprio's character shouts, "I'm the king of the world." In the video, Samberg holds a press conference with a blue "I'm on a Boat" banner in the background while wearing a flight suit, a sight gag reminiscent of President George W. Bush's 2003 "Mission Accomplished" press conference. Rapper E-40 (who appears elsewhere on the album) often mentions liquors in his rap, which corresponds to the mention of Santana champagne (the actual topic of E-40's featured appearance). As of November 18th, 2009, the video has been viewed more than 37 million times and was featured by Entertainment Weekly, Stereogum, and G4's Attack of the Show. Giving the song four stars, Rolling Stone said it is "one of the strongest Saturday Night Live hip-hop hits since Eddie Murphy was funny." Stereogum called the tune "a 2:42 masterclass in stunting." The A.V. Club said the song "holds up well on physical media."

[Intro: Andy & T-Pain] Shawty Aw, shit (yeah, yeah) Get your towels ready, it's about to go down (shawty, yeah, yeah) Everybody in the place, hit the fucking deck But stay on your motherfucking toes We running this, let's go (hey) [Hook: Andy & Akiva, T-Pain, & All] I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat Take a good, hard look at the motherfucking boat, yeah [Verse 1: Andy, Akiva, & T-Pain] I'm on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at me Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea (yeah, yeah) Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me, motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat Take a picture, trick (trick); I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch) We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp) I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin' copies I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit (yeah) The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet (oh) But this ain't Seaworld, this as real as it gets (yeah, yeah) I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget I'm on a boat, and it's going fast, and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh [Refrain: Andy] Get the fuck up, this boat is real! [Verse 2: Andy, Akiva, & T-Pain] Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker) Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker) I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (ayy) This boat engine make noise, motherfucker Hey, ma, if you could see me now (see me now) Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow) Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow) Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible [Bridge: T-Pain & Andy] Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat (let's go) It's a big, blue, watery road (yeah) Poseidon, look at me, oh (all hands on deck) Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid, whoah [Hook: Andy & Akiva] I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good, hard look at the motherfucking boat [Outro: T-Pain] Sha-sha-sha Sha-sha-sha Sha-sha-sha Shawty, shawty Yeah, yeah, yeah