SEMICOLON

[Intro: Maya Rudolph and Lonely Island] Okay everyone Welcome to grammar class Today we're learning about semicolons Oh, oh, oh Yes, Lonely Island? We use semicolons everyday Can you give me an example? Oh, hell yeah [Verse 1: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, & Akiva Schaffer] Get ready for a whale of a time; Shamu My whole team coming clean; shampoo These dudes is comic relief; Whoopi And I'm the motherfucking monster; cookie When you see me better cross the street; Frogger Then go home and write about it; blogger "Did I do that?"; Urkel "Yo Angela, Who's The Boss?"; Merkel I'll take you where you've never been; Oxnard Then make you suck a bull’s nut; ox nard If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin A comma and a fucking dot; semicolon [Hook: Solange] We run these streets; stop lights All eyes on me; spot lights Each semicolon brings us closer to the top [Verse 2: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, & Akiva Schaffer] I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski Your dick is lil' like Wayne; Gretzky But Gretsky's got a big dick; clarification Everyone was rude to me; Paris vacation My stomach's getting fat; food Leave trash inside my car; rude You're acting all mach-i-o; Ralph But I'll eat all you cats; Alf [Hook 2: Solange] We run the game; umpire Always chase the night; young squire These semicolons are my light inside the dark [Verse 3: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, & Akiva Schaffer] It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth Opposite of north, semicolon; south Right over your home, semicolon; attic Hooked on semicolons, semicolon addict [Hook 3: Solange] We got the game on lock; toy chest You're too big for your clothes; boys’ vest You know we out of control; no brakes Your birthday party sucked; no cakes [Breakdown: Solange] When it comes to punctuation You know we're number one And to the people of every nation Feel the power of the semicolon [Outro: The Lonely Island and Maya Rudolph] Semicolons We rest our case No actually those are examples of colons You all get Fs Wait, what?