Sweet Transvestite

The Rocky Horror Picture Show is a 1975 musical comedy horror film by 20th Century Fox, produced by Lou Adler and Michael White and directed by Jim Sharman. The screenplay was written by Sharman and actor Richard O'Brien, who is also a member of the cast. The film is based on the 1973 musical stage production The Rocky Horror Show, with music, book, and lyrics by O'Brien. The production is a parody tribute to the science fiction and horror B movies of the 1930s through to the early 1960s. Along with O'Brien, the film stars Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, and Barry Bostwick and is narrated by Charles Gray with cast members from the original Royal Court Theatre, Roxy Theatre, and Belasco Theatre productions including Nell Campbell and Patricia Quinn. The story centres on a young engaged couple whose car breaks down in the rain near a castle where they seek a telephone to call for help. The castle or country home is occupied by strangers in elaborate costumes celebrating an annual convention. They discover the head of the house is Dr. Frank N. Furter, an apparently mad scientist who actually is an alien Transvestite who creates a living muscle man named Rocky in his laboratory. The couple are seduced separately by the mad scientist and eventually released by the servants who take control.

How d'you do? I See you've met my faithful handyman He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the candyman Don't get strung out By the way that I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man By the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a Sweet Transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania So let me show you around Maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie I'm glad we caught you at home Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry (Right) We'll just say where we are Then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry So you got caught with a flat Well, how about that? Well babies, don't you panic By the light of the night When it all seems alright I'll get you a satanic mechanic I'm just a Sweet Transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite? I could show you my favourite obsession I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension I'm just a Sweet Transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania I'm just a Sweet Transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania So come up to the lab And see what's on the slab I see you shiver with antici... pation! But maybe the rain isn't really to blame So I'll remove the cause But not the symptom