Who's Driving Your Plane

[Verse 1] It was your father who trained you and your mother who brained you To be so useless and shy But I just replaced them and tried not to break them Because you could stand up if you tried And I wanna see your face when your knees and your legs Are just gonna break down and die [Chorus] And, who's driving your plane? Who's driving your plane? Who's driving your plane? Who's driving your plane? Are you in control or is it driving you insane? [Verse 2] If I could wave a magic wand, then Maybe you'd change back to bein' a blonde And your skirt would come down It would cover your feet If I said, "It's not camp to wear Tiffany lamps" You'd be thrown right out in the street [Chorus] And I wonder who's driving your plane? Who's driving your plane? Who's driving your plane? Who's driving your plane? Are you in control or is it driving you insane? [Verse 3] You could stand on your head or maybe sing in bed If I said it was the thing to do If you're in with the faces and their getaway places 'Cause they don't take no notice of you Well, the trendy pace-setters will just called you a pain 'Cause I want to know, who's driving your plane?