I Do The Rock

Edith Sitwell giving readings 14 Moscow Road Osbert's giving champagne parties Sachie's got a cold Gertrude's hanging pictures Alice making tea Me, I do the only thing that still Makes sense to me I do the Rock I do the Rock Rock John and Yoko farming beef Raising protein quota Sometimes they make love and art Inside the Dakota Rodney's feeling sexy Mick is really frightfully bold Me, I do the only thing That stops me growing old I do the Rock I do the Rock Rock I do the Rock Rock Rock Well, it's stimulating Solzhenitsyn feels exposed Build a barbed-wired prison Nietzsche's six feet under But his babies still got rhythm Einstein's celebrating ten decades But I'm afraid philosophy Is just too much responsibility for me I do the Rock I do the Rock Baby Ruth and Dizzy Dean Best and Colin Cowdrey Little Mo, Virginia Wade Pistol Pete and O.J I've always like DiMaggio And Rockne's pretty Knute you know I could never whack a ball With such velocity I do the Rock I do the Rock I do the Rock When I can get it It's stimulating - I'm a keen student Liz and Dick and Britt and Liza Jaclyn, Kate and Farah Meg and Roddy, John Travolta Governor Brown and Linda Interview and People Magazine Miss Rona and the Queen It must be really frightful To attract publicity I do the Rock Myself I do the Rock Carter, Begin and Sadat Brezhnev, Teng and Castro Everyday negotiate us closer to disastro Idi Amin and the Shah And Al Fatah is quite bizarre I could never get the hang of ideology I do the Rock I do the Rock I do the Ro... I do the Ro... I do the Ro... I do the Ro... Do the Ro... Do the Ro... I do, I do, I do, I do Do the Rock Sunshine, Sunshinin' in Sunshine, Sunshine Well you can't get enough of it man Sunshine, Sunshine Oh, we got the top down now If you don't have the top down, pull the top down How often do you get a sunny day Come to the rock, the rock will cure your ills, man Stimulating, stimulating Sunshine Sunshine, Sunshine Been a really hard winter, man You deserve it, ya know Everybody do, everybody do, everybody Sunshine, Sunshine