Stronger Beer

We eat Smarties, you eat M&M's You think all our money looks pretend Yeah, we got Bryan Adams but, hey, you got Bruce Springsteen But we can drink in bars when we're just nineteen You got Brad Pitt we got Keanu Reeves But we got the best lake fishing you best believe You make fun of us cause we spell "colour" with a "U" You think you’re all that, Mister Red, White, and Blue We say, "Eh?" You say, "Y'all." Yeah, we both got pro football, 'cept we got bigger balls and a longer field (and one less down) We say "zed", you say "zee" Sure we watch all your TV You got stronger army down there but man up here We got stronger beer You got Dunkin’ Donuts we got Timmy’s We got more land but, bro, you got more cities You sure love the NFL, MLB and the NBA but to the Great White North hockey is the only game We say, "Eh?" You say, "Y'all." Yeah, we both got pro football, 'cept we got bigger balls and a longer field (and one less down) We say "zed", you say "zee" Sure we watch all your TV You got stronger army down there but man up here We got stronger beer So here's to you my southern neighbour All kiddin' aside It takes me six beers to get pissed drunk, but for you it takes nine. Sucker! We say, "Eh?" You say, "Y'all." Ya we both got pro football, 'cept we got bigger balls and a longer field (and one less down) We say "zed", you say "zee" Sure we watch all your TV You got stronger army down there but man up here We got stronger beer Yeah we got got stronger beer! WHOA, WE GOT STRONGER BEER! (Yeah we do baby)